Richard Bruce: Say, are you a burglar?
Holmes the Burglar: [sarcastically] Who, me? No.


--Roland Young (as ) in Blind Adventure

[last lines]
Richard Bruce: There's only one worries me now.
Rose Thorne: What?
Richard Bruce: You think you're going to like America?
Holmes the Burglar: [singing] Oh, I wish I had someone to love me. Someone to call me their own.


--Roland Young (as ) in Blind Adventure

[the Earl is telling Ruggles why he'll be going to America with the Flouds]
Earl of Burnstead, aka George: His wife took quite a fancy to you... and, uh, so they... won you.
Ruggles: Won me, m'lord?
Earl of Burnstead, aka George: Oh, yes, yes, yes. We were playing this game of drawing poker, you see, and it seems there's a thing called 'bluffing'. Though I say it, myself, I'm particularly good at it.
Ruggles: Do I understand... that I was the stake, m'lord?
Earl of Burnstead, aka George: Oh, yes, yes, rather, yes. Yes, you see I didn't realize that they were bluffing, too. I, uh, I had three of the eights against a flush of clubs. So you really only lost by one eight.
Ruggles: Indeed, m'lord.
Earl of Burnstead, aka George: Oh, yes. I do hope you don't think I didn't lose you gamely as a gentleman should.


--Roland Young (as Earl of Burnstead) in Ruggles of Red Gap

C. K. Dexter Haven: [looking for the "hair of the dog"] Do you s'pose, sir, speaking of eye-openers...?
Uncle Willie: Oh, that's the first sane remark I've heard today. C'malong, Dexter, I know a formula that's said to pop the pennies off the eyelids of dead Irishmen.


--Roland Young (as Uncle Willie) in The Philadelphia Story

C. K. Dexter Haven: Hello friends and enemies.
Uncle Willie: Young man, remove yourself!
C. K. Dexter Haven: How are you, sir?
Uncle Willie: I don't know. Get along! Get along!


--Roland Young (as Uncle Willie) in The Philadelphia Story