Professor Olivier: In Switzerland they have a very peculiar law. When a husband shoots his wife, they put him in jail.


--Roland Young (as Professor Olivier) in One Hour with You

Professor Olivier: When I married her, she was a brunette. Now you can't believe anything she says.


--Roland Young (as Professor Olivier) in One Hour with You

Uncle Willie: [hung over, moans as the pony cart Dinah's driving hits a bump]
Dinah Lord: What's wrong?
Uncle Willie: Oh, nothing, nothing. My head just fell off, that's all.


--Roland Young (as Uncle Willie) in The Philadelphia Story

Uncle Willie: [hung over] Awww... this is one of those days that the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed.


--Roland Young (as Uncle Willie) in The Philadelphia Story

Uncle Willie: [leering at Liz] Ah Ms. Embry, you're a vision of lovliness. May I offer you a cocktail? Or champagne?
Elizabeth (Liz) Imbrie: Oh champagne, I've never had enough.
Uncle Willie: You will... tonight.


--Roland Young (as Uncle Willie) in The Philadelphia Story

Uncle Willie: [watching Kittredge clumsily mount a horse] Heigh Ho Silver.


--Roland Young (as Uncle Willie) in The Philadelphia Story

Uncle Willie: Must we ride in this thing? Wouldn't we be more comfortable on pogo sticks?


--Roland Young (as Uncle Willie) in The Philadelphia Story

Dr. Blucher: It's perfect natural for a girl that have doubts before getting married. In your case certainly it isn't surprising, after all you've been engaged six times.
Ralph Tutwiler: [interrupting] Officially, if you want the unofficially total you'll need an adding machine.


--Roland Young (as ) in You Gotta Stay Happy

Natalie 'Nat' Upton: Come on, here's your cocktail.
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Thanks. What's this, a highball?
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: Mm-hmm.
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Scotch! You don't drink Scotch. I'm betrayed! Woman, what man's been here?
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: Wouldn't you like to know!
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Oh, well, uh... I, uh... anyone I know?
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: None of your business.
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Of course it's none of my business; that doesn't satisfy my curiosity. If we were married, I wouldn't have any curiosity.
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: [laughing] Darling, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth!
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have to. As a public institution, I'd have too many responsibilities.


--Roland Young (as ) in Street of Women

Natalie 'Nat' Upton: You always get your way with women, don't you?
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: If I said no, I'd be a liar; if I said yes, I'd be a fool.


--Roland Young (as ) in Street of Women