Gertrude Biggley:
What's nepotism?
J. B. Biggley: That's when your nephew's a damn poop!
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. B. Biggley: That's when your nephew's a damn poop!
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Dennis Barlow:
Aimee, wait. Now... My dear girl, don't you realize? It's only been money that's been holding me back.
Aimee Thanatogenous: An American would despise himself for living off his wife.
Dennis Barlow: Yes, but you see, I'm English, and we have none of these prejudices in the older and more developed civilizations.
--Robert Morse (as Dennis Barlow) in The Loved One
Aimee Thanatogenous: An American would despise himself for living off his wife.
Dennis Barlow: Yes, but you see, I'm English, and we have none of these prejudices in the older and more developed civilizations.
--Robert Morse (as Dennis Barlow) in The Loved One
Dennis Barlow:
They say dear Francis Hinsley, they say that you were hung. With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue.
--Robert Morse (as Dennis Barlow) in The Loved One
--Robert Morse (as Dennis Barlow) in The Loved One
J. B. Biggley:
Do you know who I am?
J. Pierpont Finch: No, sir.
J. B. Biggley: I'm J. B. Biggley, the President of this company, that's who I am. In fact, that's who the hell I am.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. Pierpont Finch: No, sir.
J. B. Biggley: I'm J. B. Biggley, the President of this company, that's who I am. In fact, that's who the hell I am.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. B. Biggley:
I know blood is thicker than water, but Bud Frump is thicker than anything.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. B. Biggley:
I like the way you thinch, Fink.
[Long pause]
J. Pierpont Finch: That's "think, Finch."
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
[Long pause]
J. Pierpont Finch: That's "think, Finch."
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. B. Biggley:
I realize that I'm the president of this company, the man that's responsible for everything that goes on here. So, I want to state, right now, that anything that happened is not my fault.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. Pierpont Finch:
An emotional involvement can only lead to getting involved... emotionally.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. Pierpont Finch:
Be patient? Don't you realize I've been working here... well, two whole hours now?
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. Pierpont Finch:
I feel sorry for men who don't knit, they lead empty lives.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
