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A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

Grandfather: Hullo.
John: He can talk then, can he?
Paul: 'Course he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?
Ringo: Well if he's your grandfather, who knows! Ha ha ha!


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

Grandfather: It's your nose, you know. Fans are funny that way, they take a dislike to things. They'll pick on a nose.
Ringo: Aw, you pick on your own.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

The Magic Christian

The Magic Christian

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: [as he and Youngman admire a painting] I like school of Rembrandt.
Youngman Grand, Esq.: St. Rembrandt's High.


--Ringo Starr (as ) in The Magic Christian

The Magic Christian

The Magic Christian

Sir John: [Oxford has just purposely rammed Cambridge, at the annual Boat Race] It would never have happened in my day!
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: Nor mine!
Youngman Grand, Esq.: Well, it's happenin' in mine!


--Ringo Starr (as ) in The Magic Christian

Help!

Help!

[after a failed attempt to steal Ringo's ring]
Ringo: Hey! You've been messing about with me in my kip!
John: Eh?
Ringo: No, I mean, you know, with a fishing rod.
John: I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one. What are you doing on the floor?
Ringo: I'm tired.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help!


Candy

Candy

[repeated line]
Emmanuel: Emmanuel is good boy!


--Ringo Starr (as Emmanuel) in Candy

A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.


--Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in A Hard Day's Night

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