Larry:
Say, what do we know about society?
Moe: Well startin' tomorrow we're gonna learn. We gotta act like gentlemen so these dames we married won't have any excuse for throwing us out.
Curly: You mean to say I can't go to sleep with my shoes on?
Moe: That's exactly what I mean now get to bed, like a gentleman.
--Moe Howard (as ) in In the Sweet Pie and Pie
Moe: Well startin' tomorrow we're gonna learn. We gotta act like gentlemen so these dames we married won't have any excuse for throwing us out.
Curly: You mean to say I can't go to sleep with my shoes on?
Moe: That's exactly what I mean now get to bed, like a gentleman.
--Moe Howard (as ) in In the Sweet Pie and Pie
Larry:
Wait a minute! I got a brainstorm!
Moe: Anything in his brain is a storm.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Scrambled Brains
Moe: Anything in his brain is a storm.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Scrambled Brains
Larry:
WAIT A MINUTE! If we're the only ones here, then who's playin' the piano?
Moe: What difference does that...?
[pauses, realizing the situation]
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Spook Louder
Moe: What difference does that...?
[pauses, realizing the situation]
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Spook Louder
Larry:
Wake up and go to sleep!
Moe: Why you pussy-willow brain, you ruined a beautiful romance for me!
--Moe Howard (as ) in I'm a Monkey's Uncle
Moe: Why you pussy-willow brain, you ruined a beautiful romance for me!
--Moe Howard (as ) in I'm a Monkey's Uncle
Larry:
We're trapped like rats.
Moe: Speak for yourself rodent!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Nutty But Nice
Moe: Speak for yourself rodent!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Nutty But Nice
Larry:
Why would anybody want a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream?
Moe: Well a... a fella can be out in the desert where there's no water to write under, can't he?
--Moe Howard (as ) in Heavenly Daze
Moe: Well a... a fella can be out in the desert where there's no water to write under, can't he?
--Moe Howard (as ) in Heavenly Daze
Curley:
What'll ya have?
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Punch Drunks
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Punch Drunks
Curly:
[Curly seems to have an arrow through his stomach] I'm dead. I'm murdered. I'm killed. I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself?
[Moe has a closer look to see that's a curved-in- the-middle fake arrow that's around his waist, he pulls it off]
Curly: I'm slaughtered. I'm annihilated. I'm destroyed. I'm barbecued. I'm done for!
[to Moe]
Curly: Can you think of anything else?
Moe: No. You covered it all.
Curly: I'm not even wounded?
Moe: That's what you think.
[strikes him in the gut with the fake arrow]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Nutty But Nice
[Moe has a closer look to see that's a curved-in- the-middle fake arrow that's around his waist, he pulls it off]
Curly: I'm slaughtered. I'm annihilated. I'm destroyed. I'm barbecued. I'm done for!
[to Moe]
Curly: Can you think of anything else?
Moe: No. You covered it all.
Curly: I'm not even wounded?
Moe: That's what you think.
[strikes him in the gut with the fake arrow]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Nutty But Nice
Curly:
[laughing] I think we're captured!
Moe: [laughing] They'll probably shoot us!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Boobs in Arms
Moe: [laughing] They'll probably shoot us!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Boobs in Arms
Curly:
[looking in a cookbook with their monkey Joe on his shoulder] There's someplace in this book that says how to cook a monkey.
[Joe lightly raps him on the head a few times]
Moe: Joe's right, we can't eat the act.
--Moe Howard (as ) in A Pain in the Pullman
[Joe lightly raps him on the head a few times]
Moe: Joe's right, we can't eat the act.
--Moe Howard (as ) in A Pain in the Pullman
