Larry:
[Larry's holding a guitar. He bows to an imaginary audience and Moe walks up behind him and kicks him] Hey, what's the big idea? I was about to play Comin' Through the Corn.
Curly: You mean Rye.
Larry: The way I play it, it's Corn.
Moe: Where'd you get that?
Larry: This cost 50 bucks. A genuine stratosphere.
Moe: Stratosphere? Go play some air.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Loan Wolves
Curly: You mean Rye.
Larry: The way I play it, it's Corn.
Moe: Where'd you get that?
Larry: This cost 50 bucks. A genuine stratosphere.
Moe: Stratosphere? Go play some air.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Loan Wolves
Larry:
[once told they inherited their uncle's gown shop] Water... give me water.
[a car drives by and splashes all three of them]
Moe: Water you had to have, eh?
[slaps Larry]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Slippery Silks
[a car drives by and splashes all three of them]
Moe: Water you had to have, eh?
[slaps Larry]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Slippery Silks
Larry:
[seeing the ugly woman Shemp is attracted to] I'd better have another drink; I can still see her face.
Moe: [bonks Larry on the head] Quiet.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Scrambled Brains
Moe: [bonks Larry on the head] Quiet.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Scrambled Brains
Larry:
Gee, that Shemp was a swell guy.
Moe: I'll never forgive myself for pushing him around.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Studio Stoops
Moe: I'll never forgive myself for pushing him around.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Studio Stoops
Larry:
How come you give all the orders around here?
Moe: Because I got all the brains around here. Any objections?
Larry: Yeah!
[Moe slaps Larry]
Moe: Objections overruled.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Gents in a Jam
Moe: Because I got all the brains around here. Any objections?
Larry: Yeah!
[Moe slaps Larry]
Moe: Objections overruled.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Gents in a Jam
Larry:
How d'ya spell "fifty"?
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Spook Louder
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Spook Louder
Larry:
I had the brains to steal this from the Duke's palace next door.
[pulls fresh newspaper from coat]
Larry: You thought I was stupid, didn't ya?
Moe: Now I'm sure of it.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
[pulls fresh newspaper from coat]
Larry: You thought I was stupid, didn't ya?
Moe: Now I'm sure of it.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Larry:
I smell somethin' awful.
Moe: You telling me? Why don'tcha use cologne?
--Moe Howard (as ) in Hold That Lion!
Moe: You telling me? Why don'tcha use cologne?
--Moe Howard (as ) in Hold That Lion!
Larry:
Oh, boy! We're going around the world on our wits!
Moe: With your wits, you won't get past the front door.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Moe: With your wits, you won't get past the front door.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
