Moe:
Say, Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?
Shemp: Forty-four hundred dollars.
Larry: That's eleven dependents! Who are they?
Shemp: My ex-wife and ten bartenders.
Moe: Why don't you quit kidding?
Shemp: Who's kidding?
Moe: Why, you...
[Moe moves to punch Shemp, but he ducks and Moe punches Larry]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Income Tax Sappy
Shemp: Forty-four hundred dollars.
Larry: That's eleven dependents! Who are they?
Shemp: My ex-wife and ten bartenders.
Moe: Why don't you quit kidding?
Shemp: Who's kidding?
Moe: Why, you...
[Moe moves to punch Shemp, but he ducks and Moe punches Larry]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Income Tax Sappy
Moe:
The rajah says that at this time he will throw the razor-edged daggers at random.
Larry: Random? Get him up here. Hey, Randy, come on.
Moe: [glowering at Larry] Pardon me, Mister Random.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Larry: Random? Get him up here. Hey, Randy, come on.
Moe: [glowering at Larry] Pardon me, Mister Random.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Moe:
The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head.
Larry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot *what* raisin from *which* gentleman's head?
Moe: Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Larry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot *what* raisin from *which* gentleman's head?
Moe: Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Moe:
Wait a minute. You wouldn't hit a lady with that.
[grabs an object and hands it to Larry]
Moe: Use this. It's bigger.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Brideless Groom
[grabs an object and hands it to Larry]
Moe: Use this. It's bigger.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Brideless Groom
Moe:
We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!
--Moe Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!
--Moe Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!
Moe:
We're going to be paupers. Paupers!
Shemp: Are you kidding? We're not even married!
Moe: [pokes Shemp in the eyes] Why don't you be quiet. Think!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Sing a Song of Six Pants
Shemp: Are you kidding? We're not even married!
Moe: [pokes Shemp in the eyes] Why don't you be quiet. Think!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Sing a Song of Six Pants
Moe:
Well this is the 26th theatre we have been thrown out of this month. What does that leave us?
Larry: Four more theatres...
Curly: Except February which has 28.
Moe: Quiet!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Rhythm and Weep
Larry: Four more theatres...
Curly: Except February which has 28.
Moe: Quiet!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Rhythm and Weep
Moe:
What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronika.
--Moe Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!
--Moe Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!
