Moe:
Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!
--Moe Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!
--Moe Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!
Moe:
Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head.
Curly: I'll make a note of it. How do you spell head?
Moe: B-O-N-E. head!
[he whacks him in the head with a gun and the gun bends]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
Curly: I'll make a note of it. How do you spell head?
Moe: B-O-N-E. head!
[he whacks him in the head with a gun and the gun bends]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
Moe:
Now when the music plays "The Gates of Hell are Open," that's where you walk in.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Plane Nuts
--Moe Howard (as ) in Plane Nuts
Moe:
Now, in this next scene I play the part of a count.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: I drive up to my castle on horseback.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: Up to my castle, up in my bedroom, and there's two ladies in muh bed.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: Whattaya think happens?
Ted Healy: I don't know. What happens?
Moe: I say one of you broads gotta get outta here.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Plane Nuts
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: I drive up to my castle on horseback.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: Up to my castle, up in my bedroom, and there's two ladies in muh bed.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: Whattaya think happens?
Ted Healy: I don't know. What happens?
Moe: I say one of you broads gotta get outta here.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Plane Nuts
Moe:
One beer!
Curly: One beer coming up.
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand]
Curly: 87,54,33 hike!
[throws the mug horizontally to Moe who catches it and puts it on the table]
Larry: Draw one!
Curly: Draw one!
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand ]
Curly: Hike! On the way!
[throws the mug to Larry who catches it the wrong way, the contents of the mug fly out onto Moe, getting him soaked]
Larry: I'm sorry, Moe.
Moe: Don't worry, it was just an accident.
[grabs the beer mug and smashes it on Larry's head]
Moe: That was no accident. Who did you think I was, a customer?
[grabs him by the hair]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Curly: One beer coming up.
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand]
Curly: 87,54,33 hike!
[throws the mug horizontally to Moe who catches it and puts it on the table]
Larry: Draw one!
Curly: Draw one!
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand ]
Curly: Hike! On the way!
[throws the mug to Larry who catches it the wrong way, the contents of the mug fly out onto Moe, getting him soaked]
Larry: I'm sorry, Moe.
Moe: Don't worry, it was just an accident.
[grabs the beer mug and smashes it on Larry's head]
Moe: That was no accident. Who did you think I was, a customer?
[grabs him by the hair]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Moe:
Quiet! Quiet!
[to a cat]
Moe: Quit stomping around! Quiet!
[throws his ice pack at it, cat screeches]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Idiots Deluxe
[to a cat]
Moe: Quit stomping around! Quiet!
[throws his ice pack at it, cat screeches]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Idiots Deluxe
Moe:
Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharogi. That, how do you call it, that froghead, he askee taskaskee, whatifichorsa inginzoben. Gotet something else kiddo?
Curly: Razbanyai siati benefuchi timinharongi. Paradeecke mahiha. I'd want to see that.
Moe: Sit down, you flatbush flathead!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Pirates
Curly: Razbanyai siati benefuchi timinharongi. Paradeecke mahiha. I'd want to see that.
Moe: Sit down, you flatbush flathead!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Pirates
