Garage Manager:
You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
Sgt. Pilot Chris:
[the British Spitfire pilots are having an easy time shooting down the feared German Stuka Dive Bombers] It's like shooting rats in a barrel.
Squadron Leader Canfield: *You'll* be "in a barrel", if you don't watch out for the *fighters*!
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Squadron Leader Canfield: *You'll* be "in a barrel", if you don't watch out for the *fighters*!
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Leo Newbigen:
[Nude in the sauna with Anya] Harry hey, what do you think, huh? Isn't she something?
Harry Palmer: Yeah, she's great. How's the wife and kids, Leo?
--Michael Caine (as ) in Billion Dollar Brain
Harry Palmer: Yeah, she's great. How's the wife and kids, Leo?
--Michael Caine (as ) in Billion Dollar Brain
Meli:
[splashed by boy in pool] Ah, I think when I marry I shall pray for daughters. And You?
Nicholas Urfe: I'll just pray for myself.
--Michael Caine (as Nicholas Urfe) in The Magus
Nicholas Urfe: I'll just pray for myself.
--Michael Caine (as Nicholas Urfe) in The Magus
Samantha Steel:
My name is Samantha Steel. Some people call me Sam.
Harry Palmer: Edmund Dorf. Some people call me Edna.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
Harry Palmer: Edmund Dorf. Some people call me Edna.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
Waiter:
Bitte, mein Herr?
Harry Palmer: No, Löwenbrau, please.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
Harry Palmer: No, Löwenbrau, please.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
[after a plan goes wrong]
Harry Palmer: Let's get out of here. I've got some fiction to write.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
Harry Palmer: Let's get out of here. I've got some fiction to write.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
[Arthur blows up a truck]
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
[final words of the film]
Alfie: You know what? When I look back on my little life and the birds I've known, and think of all the things they've done for me and the little I've done for them, you'd think I've had the best of it along the line. But what have I got out of it? I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Alfie: You know what? When I look back on my little life and the birds I've known, and think of all the things they've done for me and the little I've done for them, you'd think I've had the best of it along the line. But what have I got out of it? I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
[last lines]
Charlie Croker: Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
Charlie Croker: Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
