Witch Doctor: [to the audience] Keep your eye on the bull's eye!
Bugs Bunny: [jabs Bugs in the butt] Hey what's the big idea?, give me that dart!
[takes the spear from him and breaks the head]
Bugs Bunny: there now don't let me hear about you playing with matches either!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Which Is Witch

Wolf: Boy, am I hungry.
Woody Woodpecker: You're hungry? Look at me.
[shows off skeleton]
Woody Woodpecker: I'm just skin and bones.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Fair Weather Fiends

Yosemite Sam Schultz: [directing Bugs into a prison cell] Now get in there!
[Bugs enters the cell and Sam locks it, then laughs wickedly]
Bugs Bunny: Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Outside? Why, you're *inside*!
Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.
Yosemite Sam Schultz: I am?
[opens the door]
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Well, then get in here!
[Sam switches places with Bugs; Bugs closes the cell, takes the key and leaves]
Bugs Bunny: [mockingly] Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kiddies again. Boo-hoo-hoo.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Big House Bunny

Yosemite Sam Schultz: [training his rifle on Bugs] I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing that uniform!
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Oh, I wouldn't, huh?
[Both take off their uniforms]
Yosemite Sam Schultz: [sparring] Yeah, right hook. Left to the jaw.
Bugs Bunny: Yep, I guess you would, all right.
[Bugs puts on Sam's uniform, while Sam puts on Bugs' prisoner uniform; Bugs blows whistle and guards beat up Sam and drag him away]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Big House Bunny

Yosemite Sam: [cornering Bugs] Say your prayers, varmint.
[Bugs lights a match and throws it into the ship's powder room]
Yosemite Sam: NOOOOO!
[Sam runs down the stairs and retrieves the match]
Yosemite Sam: Why, you crazy doggone idjit! Whatcha trying to do, blow us to smithereens?
[Bugs throws another match into the powder room]
Yosemite Sam: NOOOOO!
[Sam runs down the stairs and retrieves the match]
Yosemite Sam: Blast your ornery hide! If ya does that just once more, I ain't a-going after it.
[Bugs throws another match into the room, but Sam keeps his word. He tries to distract himself, but gives up and tries to run downstairs. He is too late, as the ship explodes, depositing him and Bugs back on shore]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, didn't make it?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Buccaneer Bunny

Yosemite Sam: [handing Bugs a mop] Here! You're a-swabbin' the deck.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, I'm not.
Yosemite Sam: Oh, yes, you are!
Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, I'm not.
Yosemite Sam: Oh, yes, you are!
Bugs Bunny: Oh...
[dissolve to Bugs mopping the deck]
Bugs Bunny: Yes, I am.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Mutiny On The Bunny

Yosemite Sam: Ahoy there! Enemy ahoy!
Bugs Bunny: What's up, Doc?
Yosemite Sam: A rabbit? Ha ha ha ha! A rabbit.
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, Ha ha ha ha! A rabbit. And just who do you think you are?
Yosemite Sam: Who am I? I'm Sam Von Schmamm the Hessian, that's who I am, and I've got you outnumbered one to one. Surrender or die, rabbit!
Bugs Bunny: Now just a minute, Von Schmamm the Hessian. This happens to be me native soil and I like it. In fact, I love it.
[Kisses ground]
Bugs Bunny: And no Hessian oppression is gonna put me off'n it. So just try and take it.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Bunker Hill Bunny

Yosemite Sam: Be you the mean hombre that's a-hankerin' for a heap of trouble, stranger? Well, be ya?
Bugs Bunny: I be.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hare Trigger

Yosemite Sam: I got it licked, rabbit. I don't get mad no more. Watch this.
[His servants kick him, throw a pie at him and bash him with a rolling pin]
Yosemite Sam: See? Ha ha. I can take it. Ha ha ha!
Bugs Bunny: [to camera] I ain't got the heart tell him he's used up all the money.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in From Hare To Heir

Yosemite Sam: I'm a-givin' you one second to draw a gun.
Bugs Bunny: [Takes out pencil and paper and draws a picture of a gun] How's that, chunky?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hare Trigger