Porky Pig: Pardon me, but may I have my jackpot?
Daffy Duck: Oh, well, fair is fair.
[giving Porky a cauldron]
Daffy Duck: Here's you pot, Jack.
Porky Pig: B-but my name's isn't Jack
Daffy Duck: It's not? Oh, I'm sorry. This pot was made for Jack. Jack-pot, get it? Your name isn't Jack, so you must pay the penalty!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Ducksters

Porky Pig: T-T-That does it! You web-footed, n-n-no good, two-timing, d-d-double-crossing, d-d-double-dealing, unsanitary old snake in the grass!
Daffy Duck: Unsanitary?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy Duck Slept Here

Porky Watkins: Er, tell me, Holmes - at what school did you learn to be a detective?
Dorlock Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watkins, elementary.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Deduce, You Say

Rocky: No egg?
Daffy Duck: Gulp!... Uh-uh.
Rocky: So long, pal.
[Aims his gun at Daffy's head and fires; Daffy ducks just in time, but the shock makes him lay a golden egg]
Daffy Duck: Huh? That just goes to show ya. You never know what you can do 'till... 'till you got a gun against your head. Well, Toodle-oo. See you around.
[Starts to leave, but Rocky stops him]
Rocky: Just a minute, duck.
[Points to a room full of egg cartons]
Rocky: Fill 'em up.
Daffy Duck: Oh, my aching back!
[Faints]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Golden Yeggs

Southern Senator: Ah demands, ah say, ah demands a price on Bugs Bunny's head. Noggin, that is. That lowdown miserable good-for-nothing hare must die!
Bugs Bunny: Hare! Die! Hair dye! That's a joke son, ya missed it!
[smacks the senator around]
Bugs Bunny: Admit it, son, I'm too fast for ya!
[Bugs kisses him and runs off]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Rebel Rabbit

Southern Sheriff: [to Elmer, who has no pants on] You're under arrest for indecent southern exposure. Is agin' the law. Get a-goin'! It's the hoosegow for you, bub.
[as they are leaving the theater, a Bugs Bunny cartoon starts playing]
Southern Sheriff: Say, just a moment. Hold your horses. It's one of them Bugs Bunny cartoonies a-comin' on. I just dotes on that there critter's doin's. Sit, son. I ain't a gonna miss this'n.
Bugs Bunny: [On screen] Eh, what's up, Doc?
Southern Sheriff: [Laughing] Look at that critter! What a scalawag! Don't he beat all?
[On screen, Bugs is putting on the sheriff costume]
Southern Sheriff: I can't stand it! He's a-killin' me!
Elmer Fudd: Hey! Wait a minute, you impostor. You're not shewiff. You're the wabbit in disguise. Off with it, you twickster.
[Tears off the sheriff's clothes; he's not Bugs Bunny after all]
Southern Sheriff: Hmm. You'll swing for this, sir!
[as the sheriff escorts Elmer out of the theater, the band conductor takes off his wig and reveals himself as Bugs]
Bugs Bunny: [Imitating Jimmy Durante] Ah-ha-ha-ha! I got a million of them!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Stage Door Cartoon

Sylvester: [Kicks Bugs in the butt] Gee, I'm awful sorry. That was awfully unsporting of me, hitting ya when you wasn't looking.
Bugs Bunny: That's okay. All you did was this.
[Kicks Sylvester in the butt]
Bugs Bunny: Now, if you had done this...
[Slaps Sylvester in the nose]
Bugs Bunny: ... or this...
[twirls Sylvester over his head]
Bugs Bunny: ... I'd have gotten sore and done this.
[Punches Sylvester in the jaw]
Bugs Bunny: But you didn't. All you did was this.
[Kicks Sylvester in the butt again]
Bugs Bunny: So there's no need for apologies.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hare Force

Sylvester: I'll show you a chicken. A rooster, in fact.
Foghorn Leghorn: Rooster? If I'm a roost - I say, if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by...
[thunder rolls]
Foghorn Leghorn: Well, let's put it another way - way, that is.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Crowing Pains

The Little Man from the Draft Board: Good heavens. That was quite an explosion. Are you hurt, son?
Daffy Duck: Oh, I'm a little shaken up, but you should've seen what happened to that dope from the draft board. He was blown to smithereens, see? Smithereens!
The Little Man from the Draft Board: Well, now, I...
Daffy Duck: No! No! You wouldn't say that! It's you! It's you!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Draftee Daffy

Tweety: Oh, Mr. Putty tat. Don't you wike me anymore?
Sylvester: I think... I think... I think you're... I think you're... *delicious!*


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Birds Anonymous