Porky Pig: [Porky walks into his room] Just put the bags down any place, Seamus.
[yawns, and gives OMike, who appears to be legs only, his coat and hat]
Porky Pig: All this excitement, I am tired. Boy, am I tire-tire-t-pooped.
O'Pat: Pardon me sir, but have you seen the lower half of me abouts?
Porky Pig: It's right back there, Seamus.
O'Pat: Thank you, sir.
Porky Pig: S-some people just can't keep track of their other halves.
[Porky, shocked, does a double-take]
O'Pat: Now, isn't this sight enough to set the heart crossways in ye?
Porky Pig: [high-pitched] L-ll-l-leprechauns!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Wearing of the Grin

Porky Pig: [throws a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
Daffy Duck: [wearing a catcher's uniform, he catches the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em!
[throws the rock back]
Daffy Duck: He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im!
[Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides under him]
Daffy Duck: [pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
Porky Pig: [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's P-P-P...
[slides into a mud puddle]
Porky Pig: ...Mud.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Boobs in the Woods

Porky Pig: [Trying to escape the evil Goodwill, he unknowingly winds up in Goodwill's arms] G-Gee, Petunia. I j-j-just saw the most te-te-awful-l-l-looking man, all b-b-big and b-black, with big teeth, and a long, b-b-big black nose, and... Whoa!


--Mel Blanc (as Porky Pig / Guy in the Third Row) in The Case Of The Stuttering Pig

Porky Pig: Oh, t-that treacherous trickster. I'll show him who's a knucklehead. I'll give him a dose of his own m-m-medicine.
[puts on a hideous Halloween costume]
Porky Pig: I hope I look sc-sc-scary enough.
Daffy Duck: Well, I think I'll go scare some more daylights out of the little butterball.
[he walks by a door, where Porky in costume walks by; he looks at Porky, thinking it's a mirror]
Daffy Duck: Sufferin' catfish. I didn't realize I was that hideous.
[pause]
Daffy Duck: I'm not!
[Daffy goes to pieces, then reconstructs himself, gets back inside the present and runs screaming out the door]
Porky Pig: Gosh, what a scaredy-cat. Anyone who'd be scared of a masquerade costume is a c-craven little coward.
[Passes by a mirror and sees himself, then jumps out of costume and into chandelier again]
Porky Pig: S-so I'm a c-craven little coward.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Prize Pest

Porky Pig: The d-d-oorbell. Oh, i-it couldn't be the grand prize. He-he-he. I've never won anything in my life.
Delivery Man: [hands Porky a present] Well, you have now Here it is, lucky boy. The grand prize. He-he-he-he-he!
Porky Pig: Oh, f-fortunate, fortunate me. G-golly, I w-wonder what it is?
Daffy Duck: [pops out of present] It's a duck, fat stuff! A genuine live duck!
Porky Pig: A d-d-d-d-duck?
Daffy Duck: Yes, a d-d-d-duck.
Porky Pig: G-gee, just what I always wanted, I s-suppose.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Prize Pest

Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Boobs in the Woods

Rabbit: What are you doing, taking pictures?
[Elmer nods his head]
Rabbit: Nice hobby. Mind if I watch?
[Elmer shakes his head]
Rabbit: What are you taking pictures of?
Elmer Fudd: That wabbit.
Rabbit: [Looks over Elmer's shoulder] What rabbit?
Elmer Fudd: Why, that little gray wabbit over... over... over there.
[Realizing the rabbit is right in front of him, Elmer grabs the rabbit up to his face]
Rabbit: Please, sir! Gosh, I don't even know the guy!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Elmer's Candid Camera

Squirrel: [Seeing a poster that is actually a picture of the human blood circulatory system] Hey, who's the guy full of red spaghetti?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hemo the Magnificent

Sylvester: [On the floor, crying] I can't stand it! I gotta have a bird! I'm weak! I'm weak, but I don't care! I can't help it! After all, I am a pussycat!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Birds Anonymous

Sylvester: [singing inside the television] Pussy Kins Cat Food tastes real good. Satisfies cats like a cat food shuold. Hardens their muscles, softens their fur. Pussy Kins Cat Food makes them purr.
[the lady throws Sylvester out through the window, breaking it in the process, and he hits a tree with his head, the can of cat food then bounces off his head]
Sylvester: Are you getting more cat food lately, but enjoying it less?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Claws in the Lease