Foghorn Leghorn: Hey son, whatcha gonna do with that wheel?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in A Fractured Leghorn

Foghorn Leghorn: I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Strangled Eggs

Foghorn Leghorn: Let's bury - I say, let's bury the hatchet, but not in anyone's head, boy.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Crowing Pains

Foghorn Leghorn: Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Foghorn Leghorn

Foghorn Leghorn: Looks like sodey pop - watch it fizz.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Little Boy Boo

Foghorn Leghorn: That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican boarder pays rent.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in A Broken Leghorn

Foghorn Leghorn: There's something kind of eeEEEEeeehh about a kid that's never played baseball.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Little Boy Boo

Foghorn Leghorn: This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in All Fowled Up

Foghorn Leghorn: What's the big... I say, what's the big idea chasin' my worm? You're a cat, son. Cat's don't eat worms. You're takin' the food right outta my mouth! I don't go around chasin' mice!
[knocks the cat down]
Foghorn Leghorn: Stand up boy, you're trippin' over your own feet. Now you stay away from worms and I'll stay away from mice. That's fair and square, and if you'd stop all your arguin' and jawin', you'd see my side of it!
[pushes the cat up a ladder]
Foghorn Leghorn: Yap-yap-yap, keep that mouth flappin' and do no listenin'.
[the cat falls off the ladder]
Foghorn Leghorn: There's nothin' worse than a blabber-mouth cat!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in A Fractured Leghorn

Foghorn Leghorn: What's the gag - I say, what's the gag, son? Gag, that is.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Crowing Pains