Daffy Duck: Sportsman? Listen, sport! You don't know the meaning of fair play! What chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you?
[taking away each item from Elmer as he mentions it]
Daffy Duck: You, with your bullets, and your shotgun, and your knife, and your duck call, and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog, and all kinds of stuff like that there! What protection have I got? A bulletproof vest, I suppose!
[parts his feathers to reveal just that]
Daffy Duck: Heh-heh. How did that get there?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in To Duck or Not To Duck

Daffy Duck: Sufferin' Succotash!
[Sylvester the Cat's expression]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Ain't That Ducky

Daffy Duck: Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Book Revue

Daffy Duck: Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Duck Amuck

Daffy Duck: The next question is: What was Cleopatra's aunt's maiden name?
Porky Pig: Which one? Her maternal aunt, or her paternal?
Daffy Duck: Here, watch your language, bud. We're on the air.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Ducksters

Daffy Duck: There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks ain't gonna like it.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Drip-Along Daffy

Daffy Duck: This program is brought to you by the Eagle Hands Laundry. Does your eagle have dirty mitts?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Ducksters

Daffy Duck: To Elmer, disguised as a female duck: "You need someone who appreciates the finer things in life... Speaking of which, I have some lovely etchings up in my apartment." Looks around cautiously. "Wait right here, I'll bring'em down."


--Mel Blanc (as ) in What Makes Daffy Duck?

Daffy Duck: Very sloppy, Roscoe. You're a slovenly housekeeper.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Conrad the Sailor

Daffy Duck: We've all got a mission in life; we get into different ruts. Some are the cogs on the wheels; others are just plain nuts.
[singing]
Daffy Duck: I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me.
[speaking]
Daffy Duck: Science is some folks' calling; others pilot a ship. My mission in life, stated simply, is: a mustache on every lip!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy Doodles