Daffy Duck: I'll do the job. I'm a woman-hater. She won't get to first base, this Hatta Mari tomater.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Plane Daffy

Daffy Duck: I'll tell you what. You go your way, and I'll go mine. Live and let live. Right? Right. Ladies and gentlemen. There will be no further delays, so I shall attempt to entertain you in my own iniminiminabitle fashion.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Duck Amuck

Daffy Duck: I'm gonna pin it on ya, see? I'm gonna pin it on ya!
[Fade to Daffy playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey]
Daffy Duck: I'll pin it on ya or my name ain't Duck Twacy.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Great Piggy Bank Robbery

Daffy Duck: In my hand you'll notice I hold two buzzers. You must push one. Hurry now. Which one? Quick! Good, clean, wholesome fun!
[Porky pushes one buzzer; a safe falls on him]
Daffy Duck: You're a great sport. A great sport!
Porky Pig: C-could I please take my prizes and g-go home now? I-I'm not feeling too well.
Daffy Duck: And for being such a great sport, I'm going to let you push the other button and win a prize. Come on, now. Don't be bashful. Push.
[Porky pushes the other buzzer; a huge boulder falls on him]
Daffy Duck: And the gentleman wins the Rock of Gibraltar! And that's not all. The gentleman also wins six hundred gallons of genuine Niagara Falls.
[Water falls on Porky]
Daffy Duck: Give the lucky winner a hand, folks.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Ducksters

Daffy Duck: Life is bitter for I am a sitter and put little kiddies to bed. While I tuck the sheet around their feet, they're busy slappin' my head. They throw their trains and rattle my brains; my head is full of dents. No wonder I'm sour; goes on by the hour! And each hour I earn fifty cents.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Up-Standing Sitter

Daffy Duck: Listen, bub, you've got 32 teeth, would you like to try for 16?
Porky Pig: Are you th-th-threatening me, because I...
Daffy Duck: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP! This cry for help has been brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Ducksters

Daffy Duck: Look, it's Mummy Dearest. Still all wrapped up in yourself, I see.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Night of the Living Duck

Daffy Duck: Look, you want a duck, right? And you want a duck, right? Well, both of you can't have me. Look, I'll tell you what. We'll settle this in a sporting fashion. You see that lonesome pine over there? Whoever reaches that tree will get tender, juicy me as first prize. On your marks, get set, go!
[they run]
Daffy Duck: So long, chumps!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in What Makes Daffy Duck?

Daffy Duck: Messerschmitts! A whole mess of Messerschmitts!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy The Commando

Daffy Duck: Obviously, I am dealing with inferior mentalities!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in What Makes Daffy Duck?