Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
[walks off screen and returns in an executioner's hood, brandishing an ax]
Porky Pig: [lays neck on the chopping block] Gosh, they're sure strict around here.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Boobs in the Woods

Daffy Duck: Try not to trip me up with those big feet please.
Bugs Bunny: I'll try Daffy.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Show Biz Bugs

Daffy's Ancestors: [singing] Americans don't give up!
Daffy Duck: That's right! And I'm an American. Duck.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Scrap Happy Daffy

Doctor: Let'st stick out your tongue. We'll see if it's coated.
Bugs Bunny: [Sticks out tongue, it has a small coat on] And two pairs of pants, doc.
[Sticks out tongue two more times, each time with a different pair of pants]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hot Cross Bunny

Easter Rabbit: But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.
Bugs Bunny: I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Easter Yeggs

Evil Scientist: Now, be a cooperative little bunny, and let me have your brain.
Bugs Bunny: Sorry, Doc, but I need what little I've got.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Water, Water Every Hare

Gas-House Gorillas batter: You're out!
Bugs Bunny: Where do you get that malarkey? I'm safe.
Gas-House Gorillas batter: I said you're out!
Bugs Bunny: I'm safe!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: You're out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: Out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: Out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: Out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe!
Bugs Bunny: Out!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: Safe!
Bugs Bunny: Out!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: Safe!
Bugs Bunny: Out!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: Safe!
Bugs Bunny: Out!
Gas-House Gorillas batter: I say you're safe! If you don't like it you can go to the showers!
Bugs Bunny: Okay then doc, have it you're way. I'm safe.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Baseball Bugs

Gildersleeve: He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?
Bugs Bunny: Hey, wait. Wait a minute. Say that again.
Gildersleeve: He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, that's it. You know, you sound like that guy on the radio, the Great Gildersneeze.
Gildersleeve: I do? Aw. "He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?"
[Bugs takes the gun and tosses it away, but it goes off, alerting the manager]
Gildersleeve: Say, are you trying to pull a fast one?
Bugs Bunny: Well, confidentially, chubby... I just did.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hare Conditioned

Goering: [Bugs has asked Goering directions to Las Vegas] Las Vegas? But there is no Las Vegas in Germany.
Bugs Bunny: Goimany? Yipes!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Herr Meets Hare

Hitchcock-type Narrator: Are you nervous, pussycat?
Sylvester: Yep.
Hitchcock-type Narrator: Why don't you try reading? That always helps.
Sylvester: Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea, and besides, reading is good for you.
[picks a book from the shelf, sits down and reads it]
Sylvester: Once upon a time there lived three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird, and a cute little... blue eyed... baby bird.
[drops the book and screams]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Last Hungry Cat