Bugs Bunny: Hoboken! Oooooh I'm dying again!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in 8 Ball Bunny

Bugs Bunny: How about a nice, close shave? / Teach your whiskers to behave. / Lots of lather, lots of soap. / Please hold still, don't be a dope. / Now we're ready for the scraping / There's no use to try escaping. / Yell and scream and rant and rave. / It's no use, you need a shave!
Elmer Fudd: [as Bugs slashes him with razor] Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
Bugs Bunny: There, you're nice and clean / Although your face looks like it might have gone through a ma-chine.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Rabbit of Seville

Bugs Bunny: How do you like this guy? He saves my life. And after all the things I've done to him in this picture.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Elmer's Pet Rabbit

Bugs Bunny: I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hare Brush

Bugs Bunny: I don't ask questions. I just have fun.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Rabbit Every Monday

Bugs Bunny: I leave you alone for a few minutes, and what happens? You end up on the menu.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in 8 Ball Bunny

Bugs Bunny: I live here. That's my home, such as it is.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Case of the Missing Hare

Bugs Bunny: I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Stage Door Cartoon

Bugs Bunny: I'm rich! Diamond-studded hutches! 14-karat carrots! Ha-ha-ha!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Baby Buggy Bunny

Bugs Bunny: I've eaten so many icicles I'm twenty degrees cooler inside. Man, what I wouldn't give for a genuine 14-karat carrot.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Rabbit Romeo