Ferdie: [to Chuck] I was playing choo-choo train! Aww you never let me have any fun.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: He's all tied up and he's got a something in his mouth.
Chuck: He had a gag in his mouth.
Ferdie: If he did he never got a chance to tell it.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Chuck: He had a gag in his mouth.
Ferdie: If he did he never got a chance to tell it.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em.
Chuck: Why not?
Ferdie: I'll be in 'em!
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Chuck: Why not?
Ferdie: I'll be in 'em!
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: Oh a bed, that's just what I need, a nice big bed to hide under.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: Somebody blew out my candle!
Chuck: That was the wind.
Ferdie: Since when does the wind eat garlic?
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Chuck: That was the wind.
Ferdie: Since when does the wind eat garlic?
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Camille: What's on him, a cobweb?
Ferdie: It ain't a wedding veil.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: It ain't a wedding veil.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Camille: You boys ready to leave?
Ferdie: I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost