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Half-Wits Holiday

Half-Wits Holiday

Moe: But we're organized.
[holds up a card with the letters AAM on it]
Moe: The Amalgamated Association of Morons. Local six and seven eighths.
Moe, Curly, Larry: We are morons! Tried and true! We will do our yell for you!


--Larry Fine (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday

Three Loan Wolves

Three Loan Wolves

Moe: Hey Larry, come here.
Larry: I can't, I'm busy.
Moe: Well drop what you're doing and come here.
[Larry, holding a stack of dishes, shrugs]
Larry: Okay, if you say so.
[Larry drops the dishes and they smash on the floor]
Larry: [approaching Moe] Yeah?
Moe: What's the big idea?
Larry: You told me to drop what I was doing, so I did.


--Larry Fine (as ) in Three Loan Wolves

Heavenly Daze

Heavenly Daze

Moe: Hey, there's something funny going on around here... I got it, you know Shemp said he was coming back to Earth to haunt us.
Larry: Ah let him come, I ain't afraid of that fat head.
[Shemp hits Larry in the stomach and the head]
Larry: Moe, why'd you hit me for?
Moe: I didn't touch you.
Larry: That's what I was afraid of. Shemp's here! It's him! His ghost just hit me!


--Larry Fine (as ) in Heavenly Daze

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in...

Moe: If you keep on trying, you'll always have a chance.
Larry: Yeah, and we'll starve to death in the meantime.


--Larry Fine (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

The Three Stooges in Orbit

The Three Stooges in Orbit

Moe: The visibility is zero
Larry: Yeah, and we can't see either!


--Larry Fine (as ) in The Three Stooges in Orbit


Malice in the Palace

Malice in the Palace

Moe: There's only one 100-carat diamond, and it comes from Rootin Tootin's Tomb.
Shemp: That's government property.
Moe: Right, and if we return it, we'll get a big reward.
Larry: Yeah! Maybe fifty-thousand bucks. Boy, with that kind of money, we could rent a one-room apartment in Hollywood... maybe.


--Larry Fine (as ) in Malice in the Palace

Muscle Up a Little Closer

Muscle Up a Little Closer

Moe: This is a man's job.
Larry: Where will we find one?


--Larry Fine (as ) in Muscle Up a Little Closer

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in...

Moe: We are official bodyguards. Also double as man Friday.
Larry: And Saturday.


--Larry Fine (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

Booby Dupes

Booby Dupes

Moe: We'll have to bail out!(the stooges boat has a hole in it)
Larry: I ain't got a parachute!


--Larry Fine (as ) in Booby Dupes

Hula-La-La

Hula-La-La

Moe: You know, for an imbecile, you've got some brains.
Larry: Thanks. Are they showing?
[Moe slaps Larry's head]


--Larry Fine (as ) in Hula-La-La

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