Curly Q. Link:
[reading his uncle's will] "To my niece, Elisa Link, I leave one million, two hundred fifty thousand dollars. To my nephew, Curly Q. Link..." That's me! That's me!
Larry Mink: Yes! Yes!
Moe Pink: How much. How much?
Curly Q. Link: "To my nephew, Curly Q. Link, I leave a sum total of sixty seven cents, net."
Moe Pink: [in despair] Sixty seven cents!
Curly Q. Link: Sixty seven cents!
Larry Mink: Sixty seven cents!
[they hit each other, pull out their own hair and say it over and over again until fade out]
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
Larry Mink: Yes! Yes!
Moe Pink: How much. How much?
Curly Q. Link: "To my nephew, Curly Q. Link, I leave a sum total of sixty seven cents, net."
Moe Pink: [in despair] Sixty seven cents!
Curly Q. Link: Sixty seven cents!
Larry Mink: Sixty seven cents!
[they hit each other, pull out their own hair and say it over and over again until fade out]
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
Curly Q. Link:
You know my name is Curly Q. Link!
Larry Mink: What's the "Q" stand for? Quincy?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: Quillip?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: What does the "Q" stand for?
Curly Q. Link: Cuff.
Larry Mink: Oh, Cuff Link!
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
Larry Mink: What's the "Q" stand for? Quincy?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: Quillip?
Curly Q. Link: No.
Moe Pink: What does the "Q" stand for?
Curly Q. Link: Cuff.
Larry Mink: Oh, Cuff Link!
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
Count of Fife:
[watching two men wrestle] I'll bet on the little guy.
Duke of Durham: How much?
Count of Fife: Three thousand guineas, two geese and a duck.
Duke of Durham: That's a fowl bet.
[Moe bonks Larry on the head]
--Larry Fine (as ) in Restless Knights
Duke of Durham: How much?
Count of Fife: Three thousand guineas, two geese and a duck.
Duke of Durham: That's a fowl bet.
[Moe bonks Larry on the head]
--Larry Fine (as ) in Restless Knights
Moe Pink:
Hark, who goes there?
Curly Q. Link: Friend or enemy?
Larry Mink: Give us the countersign.
Moe Pink, Curly Q. Link, Larry Mink: [Detective slaps all three of them] Pass, friend.
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
Curly Q. Link: Friend or enemy?
Larry Mink: Give us the countersign.
Moe Pink, Curly Q. Link, Larry Mink: [Detective slaps all three of them] Pass, friend.
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
Moe, Curly, Larry:
[dressed up like ballerinas, sing-song] We're dressed like ballerinas, of course you know we're not, and what you're about to see now folks, is something we ain't got.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Rhythm and Weep
--Larry Fine (as ) in Rhythm and Weep
Moe:
[Larry accidentally takes a swig of the cleaning fluid he was using, and inadvertently spits it out on the back of Moe's head. Moe walks over and put his left hand on the side of Larry's head] Oh, a funny man.
[slaps him with the right hand]
Moe: What the matter with you?
Larry: [as Moe walks away] What did I do?
--Larry Fine (as ) in Sing a Song of Six Pants
[slaps him with the right hand]
Moe: What the matter with you?
Larry: [as Moe walks away] What did I do?
--Larry Fine (as ) in Sing a Song of Six Pants
Moe:
[laughing] Our own Army's bombarding us!
Larry: [laughing] We'll get killed!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Boobs in Arms
Larry: [laughing] We'll get killed!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Boobs in Arms
Moe:
[not realizing he is getting replies from Larry] Pardon me sir, but I'm taking census, where were you born?
Larry: Lake Winnipesaukee.
Moe: Lake Winnip-how many in the family?
Larry: I was one of a litter of three.
Moe: Now don't tell me you're the one they kept!
Larry: Nah, I was the one they threw away!
--Larry Fine (as Larry) in No Census, No Feeling
Larry: Lake Winnipesaukee.
Moe: Lake Winnip-how many in the family?
Larry: I was one of a litter of three.
Moe: Now don't tell me you're the one they kept!
Larry: Nah, I was the one they threw away!
--Larry Fine (as Larry) in No Census, No Feeling
Moe:
[to Hassen Ben Soba and Ginna Rumma] What'll you have?
Hassan Ben Soba: We want...
Moe: [cutting him off] We don't have any more.
Larry: All we got left are rabbit and hot dogs.
Hassan Ben Soba: Rabbit.
Ginna Rumma: Hot dogs.
Larry: Hot dog, they'll take rabbit.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Malice in the Palace
Hassan Ben Soba: We want...
Moe: [cutting him off] We don't have any more.
Larry: All we got left are rabbit and hot dogs.
Hassan Ben Soba: Rabbit.
Ginna Rumma: Hot dogs.
Larry: Hot dog, they'll take rabbit.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Malice in the Palace
Moe:
[whispering] It's that crook and he's wearin' a fur coat! Come on!
[the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla]
Moe: Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered!
[the gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns]
Moe: Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!
Curly: It's real! A real chimmanypanzee!
Larry: That's no chimp, ya chump! That's a gorilla!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
[the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla]
Moe: Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered!
[the gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns]
Moe: Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!
Curly: It's real! A real chimmanypanzee!
Larry: That's no chimp, ya chump! That's a gorilla!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
