Mike Edwards: Hey kid, how would you like to kick me in the shin?
Boy: How would I like to kick you in the shin?
Mike Edwards: Uhum.
Boy: Mister are you drunk?
Mike Edwards: No. I'll tell you what, if you kick me in the shin I'll give you a quarter, here.
[Gives the boy a quarter and the boy kicks him]
Mike Edwards: [in pain] Yeoww! That's good! Thanks kid.
[limps off]
Boy: [shaking his head] Adults, there're all nuts!


--Kurt Russell (as Boy Who Kicks Mike) in It Happened at the World's Fair

Dexter Reilly: You know... everyone's just out for himself. It was like that everywhere I went. Everyone's just... out for himself.


--Kurt Russell (as Dexter) in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

Whitey: There's somethin' the matter with Pa. He fell on the floor and he can't get up.


--Kurt Russell (as Whitey) in Follow Me, Boys!