Jeff Badger:
And as for that tenderfoot sheriff, why, he couldn't keep his nose out of a bottle long enough to hold up a dog's tail, much less a stagecoach.
--Joseph Calleia (as ) in My Little Chickadee
--Joseph Calleia (as ) in My Little Chickadee
Rubriz:
So what do they call you?
Choya: Choya.
Rubriz: Choya. It is a name I have heard. Not too often. Not with the biggest reputation. Small things with a gun.
Choya: Big enough that the Rangers want to do a little hanging.
Rubriz: Me they wish to hang a thousand times.
--Joseph Calleia (as Rubriz) in Branded
Choya: Choya.
Rubriz: Choya. It is a name I have heard. Not too often. Not with the biggest reputation. Small things with a gun.
Choya: Big enough that the Rangers want to do a little hanging.
Rubriz: Me they wish to hang a thousand times.
--Joseph Calleia (as Rubriz) in Branded
Rubriz:
You young ones have not heard enough bullets to know the song of them. When I rode with Juarez, I heard them by the hundreds. Enough bullets to know their music.
--Joseph Calleia (as Rubriz) in Branded
--Joseph Calleia (as Rubriz) in Branded
Val Bartelli:
If she cut off her head, she'd be very pretty.
--Joseph Calleia (as ) in Deadline at Dawn
--Joseph Calleia (as ) in Deadline at Dawn
Val Bartelli:
People with wax heads should keep out of the sun.
--Joseph Calleia (as ) in Deadline at Dawn
--Joseph Calleia (as ) in Deadline at Dawn
Vasquez:
Hanging is such an unpleasant death. Besides, a hanged man always dies alone. I much prefer dying in the company of decent citizens like you... always provided I'm the last to die.
--Joseph Calleia (as Vasquez) in Five Came Back
--Joseph Calleia (as Vasquez) in Five Came Back