T.M. Christian:
I know what the kids call me behind my back.
Candy Christian: The kids don't call you anything behind your back, daddy.
T.M. Christian: That's exactly what I mean. All the other teachers in this school have nicknames. I'm just plain old Mr. Christian.
--John Astin (as T.M. Christian / Jack Christian) in Candy
Candy Christian: The kids don't call you anything behind your back, daddy.
T.M. Christian: That's exactly what I mean. All the other teachers in this school have nicknames. I'm just plain old Mr. Christian.
--John Astin (as T.M. Christian / Jack Christian) in Candy
T.M. Christian:
Now look you people! This isn't some godforsaken border town where you can just, uh, go about as you please and, and bother innocent people and do... do... do... Mexican things!
--John Astin (as T.M. Christian / Jack Christian) in Candy
--John Astin (as T.M. Christian / Jack Christian) in Candy
[the judge is reading the long list of charges brought against Henry Tyroon et al]
Judge: Mr. Vanson, this indictment seems to be a little enthusiastic!
Hector Vanson: Well, they're a pretty slippery bunch, your honor. I had to throw the book at 'em.
--John Astin (as ) in The Wheeler Dealers
Judge: Mr. Vanson, this indictment seems to be a little enthusiastic!
Hector Vanson: Well, they're a pretty slippery bunch, your honor. I had to throw the book at 'em.
--John Astin (as ) in The Wheeler Dealers