Michael 'Mike' Anthony:
Hmmm! Looks like we're going to spend the night with some pretty important ghosts, all them Louises.
Sally Parker: Well, I'd rather enjoy meeting Richelieu. I want to see if he really looks like George Arliss.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Love on the Run
Sally Parker: Well, I'd rather enjoy meeting Richelieu. I want to see if he really looks like George Arliss.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Love on the Run
Michael 'Mike' Anthony:
I wonder where we are. Get out those maps there, will ya.
Sally Parker: What color is it down there?
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Pinkish brown.
Sally Parker: Pinkish brown... We're over Persia.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Love on the Run
Sally Parker: What color is it down there?
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Pinkish brown.
Sally Parker: Pinkish brown... We're over Persia.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Love on the Run
Patch Gallagher:
Say... what's this you're dishing out?
[last lines]
Janie 'Duchess' Barlow: Can't you take it?
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Dancing Lady
[last lines]
Janie 'Duchess' Barlow: Can't you take it?
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Dancing Lady
Drummond Hall:
How do you like your coffee?
Lynn Markham: Alone!
--Joan Crawford (as Lynn Markham) in Female on the Beach
Lynn Markham: Alone!
--Joan Crawford (as Lynn Markham) in Female on the Beach
Sheriff Titus Semple:
Now me, I never forget anything.
Lane Bellamy: You know sheriff; we had an elephant in our carnival with a memory like that. He went after a keeper that he'd held a grudge against for almost 15 years. Had to be shot. You just wouldn't believe how much trouble it is to dispose of a dead elephant.
--Joan Crawford (as Lane Bellamy) in Flamingo Road
Lane Bellamy: You know sheriff; we had an elephant in our carnival with a memory like that. He went after a keeper that he'd held a grudge against for almost 15 years. Had to be shot. You just wouldn't believe how much trouble it is to dispose of a dead elephant.
--Joan Crawford (as Lane Bellamy) in Flamingo Road
Monte:
We weren't expecting you Mildred, obviously.
Veda: It's just as well you know. I'm glad you know.
Mildred: How long has this been going on?
--Joan Crawford (as Mildred Pierce) in Mildred Pierce
Veda: It's just as well you know. I'm glad you know.
Mildred: How long has this been going on?
--Joan Crawford (as Mildred Pierce) in Mildred Pierce
Emma:
I'm going to kill you.
Vienna: I know. If I don't kill you first.
--Joan Crawford (as Vienna) in Johnny Guitar
Vienna: I know. If I don't kill you first.
--Joan Crawford (as Vienna) in Johnny Guitar
Richard Myles:
Darling, the less you know, or appear to know, the better.
Frances Myles: That's what my mother told me the night I came out in Boston.
--Joan Crawford (as Frances Myles) in Above Suspicion
Frances Myles: That's what my mother told me the night I came out in Boston.
--Joan Crawford (as Frances Myles) in Above Suspicion
Howard 'Howdy' Palmer:
[annoyed and impatiently waiting to get by a kissing Ivy and Howdy] Well, anytime you get through.
Ivy 'Bunny' Stevens: Mister, we never get through.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Laughing Sinners
Ivy 'Bunny' Stevens: Mister, we never get through.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in Laughing Sinners
Sheridan 'Sherry':
And so they were married and lived unhappily ever afterwards.
Marcia Townsend Warren: I'll tell you one thing. It's going to be the most marvelous party in the world or it's going to be a Hell, so watch out.
Sheridan 'Sherry': I've always wondered if there really is a Hell.
Marcia Townsend Warren: Well, my lad, you'll have a sporting chance to find out.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in No More Ladies
Marcia Townsend Warren: I'll tell you one thing. It's going to be the most marvelous party in the world or it's going to be a Hell, so watch out.
Sheridan 'Sherry': I've always wondered if there really is a Hell.
Marcia Townsend Warren: Well, my lad, you'll have a sporting chance to find out.
--Joan Crawford (as ) in No More Ladies
