Lt. Fergie Howard:
Jason are you a wealthy man?
Jason Eldridge: I'm a scientist, all scientists are poor, it's the law.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in The Honeymoon Machine
Jason Eldridge: I'm a scientist, all scientists are poor, it's the law.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in The Honeymoon Machine
Police Captain:
[over police radio] Car 19... Student in pajamas directing traffic.
Tuggle Carpenter: [points to TV's radio] What's that?
TV Thompson: Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are
Tuggle Carpenter: [points to TV's radio] What's that?
TV Thompson: Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are
Chance Buckman:
Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo?
Greg Parker: Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.
--Jim Hutton (as Greg Parker) in Hellfighters
Greg Parker: Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.
--Jim Hutton (as Greg Parker) in Hellfighters
Capt. Paul Slater:
Protect both rears simultaneously!
--Jim Hutton (as Capt. Paul Slater) in The Hallelujah Trail
--Jim Hutton (as Capt. Paul Slater) in The Hallelujah Trail
Lt. Graham:
[to an artilleryman, just before the final battle] Simon? Get the fuse ready. We're about to engage the pride of Europe.
--Jim Hutton (as Lt. Graham) in Major Dundee
--Jim Hutton (as Lt. Graham) in Major Dundee
TV Thompson:
Nice kids, aren't they?
Ryder Smith: Yeah, maybe a little too nice.
TV Thompson: Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?
Ryder Smith: You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes.
TV Thompson: Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical.
Ryder Smith: You know something. I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men.
TV Thompson: Well not so much for a guy like you, you can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are
Ryder Smith: Yeah, maybe a little too nice.
TV Thompson: Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?
Ryder Smith: You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes.
TV Thompson: Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical.
Ryder Smith: You know something. I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men.
TV Thompson: Well not so much for a guy like you, you can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are
TV Thompson:
That act you do in the tank. Stupendous routine you've got there, stupendous!
Lola Fandango: Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs.
TV Thompson: [looking at her chest] What lungs!
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are
Lola Fandango: Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs.
TV Thompson: [looking at her chest] What lungs!
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are
TV Thompson:
What lungs. Get those lungs.
Tuggle Carpenter: It hasn't anything to do with her lungs. She's got a little hose down there she breathes through. You see?
TV Thompson: What lungs.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are
Tuggle Carpenter: It hasn't anything to do with her lungs. She's got a little hose down there she breathes through. You see?
TV Thompson: What lungs.
--Jim Hutton (as ) in Where the Boys Are