Virgil:
They tell me when you ride you ride as if you were a part of the horse. Would that be a compliment, Sir?
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Money From Home
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Money From Home
Wilbur Hoolick:
[Imitating a French barber] Eef you lay one... If you lay un hand on me, you know whatI will do?
Noonan: [Nastily] What?
Wilbur Hoolick: I'll bleed! Au revoir.
--Jerry Lewis (as Wilbur Hoolick) in You're Never Too Young
Noonan: [Nastily] What?
Wilbur Hoolick: I'll bleed! Au revoir.
--Jerry Lewis (as Wilbur Hoolick) in You're Never Too Young
Dr. Scott Carter:
There's only one decent thing left for you to do: turn yourself in.
Peter Ingersoll: Decent thing? That's insane!
Dr. Scott Carter: I'll be behind you all the way.
Peter Ingersoll: Oh, sure you will. A mile behind me.
--Jerry Lewis (as Peter J. Ingersoll / Fred Dobbs) in Hook, Line and Sinker
Peter Ingersoll: Decent thing? That's insane!
Dr. Scott Carter: I'll be behind you all the way.
Peter Ingersoll: Oh, sure you will. A mile behind me.
--Jerry Lewis (as Peter J. Ingersoll / Fred Dobbs) in Hook, Line and Sinker
Hilda Jones:
Everybody should donate to the blood bank. What type are you?
Melvin Jones: Oh, the quiet type. I go to bed at nine o'clock, see a movie now and then, read some books, play checkers...
Hilda Jones: No! I mean what kind of blood have you?
Melvin Jones: Red.
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Sailor Beware
Melvin Jones: Oh, the quiet type. I go to bed at nine o'clock, see a movie now and then, read some books, play checkers...
Hilda Jones: No! I mean what kind of blood have you?
Melvin Jones: Red.
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Sailor Beware
Al:
Your time will come, son. I'll save you for a rainy day. Got to hold back a little. Don't want to push too much.
Seymour: Rainy day? I got news for you. I get hungry in clear weather!
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in My Friend Irma
Seymour: Rainy day? I got news for you. I get hungry in clear weather!
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in My Friend Irma
Japanese Officer:
Sunrise. Time you die.
John Paul Steckler VII: Before breakfast?
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Don't Give Up The Ship
John Paul Steckler VII: Before breakfast?
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Don't Give Up The Ship
[at the golf practice machine]
Norman Phiffier: Here's your driver, Mr. President.
Mr. John P. Tuttle: Thank you, Jackie.
Norman Phiffier: You... oh, that was good.
--Jerry Lewis (as Norman Phiffier) in Who's Minding the Store?
Norman Phiffier: Here's your driver, Mr. President.
Mr. John P. Tuttle: Thank you, Jackie.
Norman Phiffier: You... oh, that was good.
--Jerry Lewis (as Norman Phiffier) in Who's Minding the Store?
[Christopher learns from the French ambassador that he has won a prize for his art work]
The Ambassador: Ze first prise is fifty thousand francs. In American money, zat ees ten thousand dollars.
The Attache: Give or take a little.
Christopher Pride: As long as you give, I'll take.
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Three On A Couch
The Ambassador: Ze first prise is fifty thousand francs. In American money, zat ees ten thousand dollars.
The Attache: Give or take a little.
Christopher Pride: As long as you give, I'll take.
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Three On A Couch
[Greeting Elizabeth's secretary]
Christopher Pride: Hi, Murphy, you precious pussycat!
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Three On A Couch
Christopher Pride: Hi, Murphy, you precious pussycat!
--Jerry Lewis (as ) in Three On A Couch
