George Bailey: Well, maybe I left the car up at Martini's. Well, come on, Gabriel.
Clarence: Clarence!
George Bailey: Clarence. Right... Clarence.


--James Stewart (as George Bailey) in It's a Wonderful Life

George Bailey: Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?


--James Stewart (as George Bailey) in It's a Wonderful Life

George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?


--James Stewart (as George Bailey) in It's a Wonderful Life

George Bailey: You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?


--James Stewart (as George Bailey) in It's a Wonderful Life

Gilbert 'Gil' Young: Remember, a pretty good moon, you let me kiss you after only slapping me twice.
Sheila 'Red': Three times.
Gilbert 'Gil' Young: Okay, three.
Gilbert 'Gil' Young: And then I told you you'll do for me, and I'll do for you.


--James Stewart (as Gilbert Young) in Ziegfeld Girl

Glyn McLyntock: Always point this (the wagon tongue) toward the North Star. Then come morning, we'll know where we're going.


--James Stewart (as Glyn McLyntock) in Bend of the River

Glyn McLyntock: So you've decided to stay in Portland.
Emerson Cole: For a while, then thought I would drift on down to California
Glyn McLyntock: Still following that star.
Glyn McLyntock: Sometimes it's better than having a man with a star following you.


--James Stewart (as Glyn McLyntock) in Bend of the River

Grant McLaine: You like eggs?
Joey Adams: No!
Grant McLaine: That's too bad. You got an omelet comin' up.


--James Stewart (as Grant McLaine) in Night Passage

Guy Johnson: Lady, you're full of prunes.


--James Stewart (as ) in It's a Wonderful World

John Gilbert Graham: [after being arrested for murder] In case I get any mail, you can send it to Canon City Prison for the next month or so. After that you can send it to Hell!


--James Stewart (as ) in The FBI Story