Edwin: I don't want to go to Brooklyn. You can't make me. I don't *want* to go to Brooklyn.
Bus Driver: None of us want to, bud, but we all gotta go sooner or later.


--James Flavin (as Bus Driver) in Wonder Man

Detective #1: Good morning, Mr. Masterston!
Sam Masterson: [Realizing he's a policeman] You don't have to show me who you are. I can tell by the smell.
Detective #1: My nose isn't that big!


--James Flavin (as Detective #1) in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers

Insp. Wellman: I'm going to locate Milford and Relia if I have to take this hotel apart with my own hands.


--James Flavin (as Insp. Wellman) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

Insp. Wellman: Someone in this room knows a lot more than he or she is admitting, and I intend to find out who it is.


--James Flavin (as Insp. Wellman) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

Yankee Guard: Where are you going, sir?
Capt. Herbert Cary, aka 'Master Cary': I'm taking this child to her father just beyond our lines. Colonel Morrison sent me. Here's his pass.
Virginia 'Virgie' Cary: Have you got a little girl, mister?
Yankee Guard: No, I've got a boy. Where'd you come from?
Capt. Herbert Cary, aka 'Master Cary': Cary's plantation.
Yankee Guard: Why aren't you using the main roads?
Capt. Herbert Cary, aka 'Master Cary': We'd heard about Cary going the other way.
Virginia 'Virgie' Cary: How old's your little boy?
Yankee Guard: Five.
Virginia 'Virgie' Cary: Oh, I'm six.
Yankee Guard: My boy's bigger than you. This looks all right, but I don't know. We have special orders to be on the watch for Captain Cary, a rebel scout.
Capt. Herbert Cary, aka 'Master Cary': Didn't you hear? They caught him this morning.
Yankee Guard: They did?
Capt. Herbert Cary, aka 'Master Cary': Yes, Morrison and his men, at his own plantation.
Yankee Guard: That's all right, then, go ahead.


--James Flavin (as ) in The Littlest Rebel

Seymour: Hear, hear! I hear there's a call for able-bodied men.
Sheriff: Yeah! Do you know one?
Seymour: I know me! I'm able! I'm a man, and despite what you think, this is a body!
[the crowd in the station laughs]
Sheriff: Sorry, son, I can't take you without your mother's permission.


--James Flavin (as ) in My Friend Irma Goes West

Max O'Hara: [clutching his chest and staggering] Oh! I think I'm gonna have another heart attack!
Schultz: [pushing O'Hara into a police car] Fine, have it in there!


--James Flavin (as Schultz) in Mighty Joe Young