Derek Flint:
I don't need any men.
Cramden: You said you were joining the team.
Derek Flint: But the team's not joining me.
--James Coburn (as ) in Our Man Flint
Cramden: You said you were joining the team.
Derek Flint: But the team's not joining me.
--James Coburn (as ) in Our Man Flint
Dr. A.B. Krankheit:
Good God, Harris, watch what you're doing! You're a brain surgeon, not a gynecologist!
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
Dr. A.B. Krankheit:
His mental capacity will be reduced to the level comparable to that of a rather mature cucumber.
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
Dr. A.B. Krankheit:
You must remember that scientifically speaking the only difference between life and death is that death lasts a lot longer.
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
Dr. A.B. Krankheit:
You're trying to out diagnose a world renowned surgeon who has attended eight institutions of higher education and who has more degrees than a thermometer.
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
Dr. Arnold Dunlap:
I majored in abnormal psychology and I know orgies when I see them. I also know depravity and indecency and, I might ad, in flagrante delicto!
Candy Christian: I don't know what that means.
Dr. Arnold Dunlap: It means that you are to leave this place immediately.
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
Candy Christian: I don't know what that means.
Dr. Arnold Dunlap: It means that you are to leave this place immediately.
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
Dr. Arnold Dunlap:
In my book you are a tart! A tramp! A trollop! A... teenager.
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
--James Coburn (as Dr. A.B. Krankheit) in Candy
Dr. Sidney Schaefer:
[firing machine gun] Take that you hostile son of a bitch!
--James Coburn (as Dr. Sidney Schaefer) in The President's Analyst
--James Coburn (as Dr. Sidney Schaefer) in The President's Analyst
Dr. Sidney Schaefer:
If I was a psychiatrist, which I am, I would say that I was turning into some sort of paranoid personality, which I am!
--James Coburn (as Dr. Sidney Schaefer) in The President's Analyst
--James Coburn (as Dr. Sidney Schaefer) in The President's Analyst
