Zorro: Well met, father.
The Priest: God's blessing on the meeting.


--Ian Wolfe (as ) in The Bold Caballero

Prof. Hopkins: His name was Dr. Renault, Dr. Paul Renault. Over twenty-five years ago, he went to the only place where zombies were known to exist - on the island of San Sebastian, one of the smaller Virgin Islands, but I haven't heard from him since.
Mike Streger: Oh, we don't want to disturb him, do we Jerry?
Prof. Hopkins: I don't know if he's alive or dead, but if he's alive, he can tell you what you want to know. Go to San Sebastian - Paul can help you.
Jerry Miles: What's this Paul like... if he's alive?
Prof. Hopkins: A great scientist. Yes, some people say he is crazy. I don't think he is crazy... well, ah, not very crazy, anyway.


--Ian Wolfe (as ) in Zombies on Broadway

Rev. Elcott: [after rounding up the girls] Now we're all fathers and we love you, so don't be afraid to answer. A ways back I heard a wee babe crying in the house. Whose is it?
[girls look at one another]
Rev. Elcott: Whose is it, don't be afraid to tell?
Girls: [all at once and smiling] Mine!


--Ian Wolfe (as Rev. Elcott) in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

Rev. Elcott: Sounds like Pansy has the croup.


--Ian Wolfe (as Rev. Elcott) in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

[last lines]
The Priest: Amen.


--Ian Wolfe (as ) in The Bold Caballero

[repeated line]
Harry Bevan: Oh, come come, my pet!


--Ian Wolfe (as Harry Bevan) in The Barretts of Wimpole Street