Charlie Allnut:
Nobody in Africa, but yours truly, can get a good head of steam on the old African Queen.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie Allnut:
One thing in the world I hate: leeches. Filthy little devils.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie Allnut:
There ain't nothing so complicated as the inside of a torpedo.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie Allnut:
Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie Allnut:
What a time we had Rosie, what a time we had.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie Allnut:
You know why did the chicken cross the road.
Rose Sayer: [missing the joke] I beg your pardon.
Charlie Allnut: Nevermind, miss.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Rose Sayer: [missing the joke] I beg your pardon.
Charlie Allnut: Nevermind, miss.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie:
All this fool talk about The Louisa. Goin' down the river...
Rose: What do you mean?
Charlie: I mean we ain't goin' to do nothin' of the sort.
Rose: Why, of course we're going! What an absurd idea!
Charlie: What an absurd idea! What an absurd idea! Lady, I may be a born fool, but you got ten absurd ideas to my one, an' don't you forget it!
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Rose: What do you mean?
Charlie: I mean we ain't goin' to do nothin' of the sort.
Rose: Why, of course we're going! What an absurd idea!
Charlie: What an absurd idea! What an absurd idea! Lady, I may be a born fool, but you got ten absurd ideas to my one, an' don't you forget it!
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie:
It's a great thing to have a lady aboard with clean habits. It sets the man a good example. A man alone, he gets to living like a hog.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Charlie:
We can't do that!
Rose: How do you know? You never tried it.
Charlie: Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head neither.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Rose: How do you know? You never tried it.
Charlie: Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head neither.
--Humphrey Bogart (as Charlie Allnut) in The African Queen
Chuck Martin:
[Bitterly to Clint] I'm gonna make them pay for every day I spent in that crummt stir!
--Humphrey Bogart (as ) in Invisible Stripes
--Humphrey Bogart (as ) in Invisible Stripes