Harold "Speedy" Swift:
Gee, Babe, you've done more for baseball than cheese has for Switzerland.
--Harold Lloyd (as Harold 'Speedy' Swift) in Speedy
--Harold Lloyd (as Harold 'Speedy' Swift) in Speedy
Harold Diddlebock:
As soon as I have a minute, I'll thank you for hours.
--Harold Lloyd (as Harold Diddlebock) in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock
--Harold Lloyd (as Harold Diddlebock) in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock
Hubby:
Marriage is like dandruff - it falls heavily upon your shoulders - you get a lot of free advice about it - but up to date nothing has been found to cure it.
--Harold Lloyd (as ) in Hot Water
--Harold Lloyd (as ) in Hot Water
The Freshman:
I'm just a regular fellow - step right up and call me 'Speedy'
--Harold Lloyd (as ) in The Freshman
--Harold Lloyd (as ) in The Freshman