Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly: I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder.
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder.
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly: This is Rufus T. Firefly coming to you through the courtesy of the enemy. We're in a mess folks, we're in a mess. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup