[Firefly and Mrs. Teasdale hear music coming from downstairs]
Mrs. Teasdale: What's that?
Rufus T. Firefly: Sounds to me like mice.
Mrs. Teasdale: Mice? Mice don't play music.
Rufus T. Firefly: No? How about the old maestro?
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
Mrs. Teasdale: What's that?
Rufus T. Firefly: Sounds to me like mice.
Mrs. Teasdale: Mice? Mice don't play music.
Rufus T. Firefly: No? How about the old maestro?
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
[Firefly emerges from a vase that has been stuck on his head]
Rufus T. Firefly: Any mail for me while I was gone?
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly: Any mail for me while I was gone?
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
[Hackenbush is asked to 'OK' a file]
Dr. Hackenbush: I'm too busy right now. I'll tell you what. I'll put the 'O' on now and come back later for the 'K.'
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: I'm too busy right now. I'll tell you what. I'll put the 'O' on now and come back later for the 'K.'
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
[referring to Ms. Marlowe]
Dr. Hackenbush: You've got it all wrong. This is my aunt. She's come to talk over some old family matters.
Tony: I wish I had an aunt look like that.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, take it up with your uncle.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: You've got it all wrong. This is my aunt. She's come to talk over some old family matters.
Tony: I wish I had an aunt look like that.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, take it up with your uncle.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
[Stuffy has grabbed some poison to drink]
Dr. Hackenbush: Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
[Taking a pulse]
Dr. Hackenbush: Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
[Talking about Stuffy]
Tony: I think he's a ubangi.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I'll get a hammer and "ubangi" that right off.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Tony: I think he's a ubangi.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I'll get a hammer and "ubangi" that right off.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
[the Marx Brothers are chasing each other through Mrs. Potter's suite]
Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
[the ship is sailing away from the dock]
Otis B. Driftwood: Hey, have I got time to go back and pay my hotel bill?
Ship Captain: Sorry, too late.
Otis B. Driftwood: That suits me fine.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Otis B. Driftwood: Hey, have I got time to go back and pay my hotel bill?
Ship Captain: Sorry, too late.
Otis B. Driftwood: That suits me fine.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
[the waiter brings the bill]
Otis B. Driftwood: Let me see that... 9 dollars and 40 cents? This is an outrage.
[to his dinner companion]
Otis B. Driftwood: If I were you I wouldn't pay it.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Otis B. Driftwood: Let me see that... 9 dollars and 40 cents? This is an outrage.
[to his dinner companion]
Otis B. Driftwood: If I were you I wouldn't pay it.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
