[Gabby checks his pocket watch]
Gabby Hayes: It's half past.
Wild Bill Elliott: Half past what?
Gabby Hayes: I dunno - the little hand's broke off.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Bordertown Gun Fighters

[Gabby is lying in a coffin]
Roy Rogers: How do I look?
Gabby Whittaker, aka Wildcat Kelly: Not dead enough.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Don't Fence Me In

[Gene is treating Harry's gunshot wounds]
Gene Autry: Is that dope you sell really good for anything, Doc?
Dr. Parker: What? Doctor Parker's painless panacea is compounded from the healing roots and herbs brewed from the formula of a Kickapoo Indian chief whose daughter...
Gene Autry: I've heard that forty times a day for six months, but is it really good for anything?
Dr. Parker: Well, it won't hurt him any, but maybe we'd better get the iodine.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Tumbling Tumbleweeds

[Porter and his men count the proceeds from their latest robbery]
Sam Porter: Well, I'll be danged. Nothing but old bills and receipts!
Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry: Why, the dirty crook!


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Call of the Prairie

[repeated lines]
Wild Bill Elliott: Gabby, I thought you hated all women.
Gabby Hayes: Nope, just the uppity ones.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Bordertown Gun Fighters

[Shanghai forces Johnny to dig his own grave]
Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry: I know this is your grave, son, but if I was you, I'd make it a little longer.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Call of the Prairie

[when Gabby shoots a henchman off a rooftop, he falls spectacularly to the street below]
Gabby Hayes: Brother, when I hit 'em, they stay hit.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Bordertown Gun Fighters