Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber!


--Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor

Prof. Ned Brainard: Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?


--Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor

Prof. Ned Brainard: Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber!


--Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor

Skid Johnson: How about meeting me on the dock, under the moon?
Marguerite 'Maggie' King: What if there isn't a moon?
Skid Johnson: I'll meet you under the dock!
Skid Johnson: No kiddin- how about you and me going places tonight when your boat gets in? Okay?
Marguerite 'Maggie' King: No kiddin- how about you scram until I've seen some of the scenery down here.
Skid Johnson: I AM the scenery down here. I'm Skid Johnson, the one man army. Ask anybody.


--Fred MacMurray (as Skid Johnson) in Swing High, Swing Low

Thaddeus McCloud: I'm looking forward to some jolly times when I get to know your buzzers better.


--Fred MacMurray (as ) in Kisses for My President

Walter Neff: Dear Keyes, I suppose you'll call this a confession when you hear it... Well, I don't like the word confession, I just want to set you right about something you couldn't see because it was smack up against your nose. You think you're such a hot potato as a claims manager; such a wolf on a phony claim... Maybe y'are. But let's take a look at that Dietrichson claim... accident and double indemnity. You were pretty good in there for awhile Keyes... you said it wasn't an accident, check. You said it wasn't suicide, check. You said it was murder... check.


--Fred MacMurray (as Walter Neff) in Double Indemnity

Walter Neff: Do I laugh now, or wait 'til it gets funny?


--Fred MacMurray (as Walter Neff) in Double Indemnity

Walter Neff: How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?


--Fred MacMurray (as Walter Neff) in Double Indemnity

Walter Neff: I get the general idea. She was a tramp from a long line of tramps.


--Fred MacMurray (as Walter Neff) in Double Indemnity

Walter Neff: It's just like the first time I came here, isn't it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet.


--Fred MacMurray (as Walter Neff) in Double Indemnity