Vince Everett: [their first meeting, after she has criticized his dull singing style] Okay, you're used to the top talent. What are you wasting your time working *me* over for?
Peggy Van Alden: [softly] I like the way you swing a guitar.
[they look at each other and start laughing]
Vince Everett: Yeah, I guess I *did* get a lot of wrist action into it, didn't I?


--Elvis Presley (as ) in Jailhouse Rock

Walter Hale: Sit down!
Charlene: Why?
Walter Hale: 'Y' is a crooked letter.


--Elvis Presley (as ) in The Trouble with Girls

King Toranshah: In over 1000 years, no leader of the Utssuosis has ever violated a promise.
Johnny Tyronne: Well it's nice to know you're doing business with such a reputable firm.


--Elvis Presley (as Johnny Tyronne) in Harum Scarum

Estelle Penfield: You've got to be kidding me
Lonnie Beale: [shrugs] Sorry, dietician's orders.
Estelle Penfield: But it's such a little steak, and I'm so hungry. Listen, Lonnie, if you would give me another steak, I would be very grateful. Do we understand each other?
Lonnie Beale: [pauses] No.


--Elvis Presley (as ) in Tickle Me

Vince Hackett: You won't be needing my tender care anymore You're free to go, Jess. Anywhere where the Mexican law or Mexican federales can't find you. Or any place north where the American law or the American cavalry can't run you down. You're a famous man, Jess. Don't ever forget it.
Jess Wade: I won't.


--Elvis Presley (as ) in Charro!

Papa Stavros: Hey, Ross, what do I get?
Ross Carpenter: You've got Mama!


--Elvis Presley (as ) in Girls! Girls! Girls!

Vera Radford: Oh, no, of course not. Stanley, please get Mr. and Mrs. Dabney fixed up. Will you please get them some more chicken?
Mr. Dabney: Yes, and get us a chicken that won't fly away this time.
Vera Radford: Oh
[chuckles]
Vera Radford: of course.
[turning to Mrs. Dabney]
Vera Radford: Are you all right, dear?
Mrs. Dabney: Well, I think I am.
Vera Radford: Of course, you're gonna have some more dinner, and now we're going to have some entertainment. All right?
Mr. Dabney: Oh that's nice!
Vera Radford: Lonnie. I think we better start the entertainment... right away.
Lonnie Beale: Sure, Miss Radford.


--Elvis Presley (as ) in Tickle Me

Howard Foxhugh: I'm glad you like the car, and we're going to give you a chance to drive it, but you've got to promise me one thing.
Mike McCoy: Well, let's have it!
Howard Foxhugh: Don't encourage Cynthia!
Mike McCoy: Cynthia? What's she got to do with it?
Howard Foxhugh: Well, I didn't mind you singing for her. That was her birthday present, but now she is talking about marriage, and that, of course, is out of the question.
Mike McCoy: You're trying to say I'm good enough to drive your car, but I'm not good enough to marry your daughter?
Howard Foxhugh: Oh, now, Mike, don't put it that way!
Mike McCoy: I'll put it this way - if I want to marry Cynthia, and she wants to marry me, we'll get married! As for your car, you can drive it yourself!


--Elvis Presley (as ) in Spinout

Maile Duval: [When Elvis gives her racy bikini] I thankyou for thinking of me.
Chad Gates: Oh I wasn't thinking of you, I was thinking of me.


--Elvis Presley (as Chad Gates) in Blue Hawaii

Maile Duval: How could you kiss that girl?
Chad Gates: It was easy.


--Elvis Presley (as Chad Gates) in Blue Hawaii