Sascha: I gave a bride away once.
Chris Jansen: You should have let the husband find out for himself.


--El Brendel (as Chris Jansen) in Delicious

Single O: [upon meeting Looloo, then Loko] She's not the queen - *he* is!


--El Brendel (as ) in Just Imagine

Single O: Boys, I vouldn't know de old town! Vere is all de automobiles?
RT-42: [pointing skyward] Oh, they're in the upper level.
J-21: Hardly anyone drives a car now. They all use planes.
Single O: Is dat so?
RT-42: Yeah, I drive a Rosenblatt. J flies a Pinkus for his personal use, but all the airliners are Goldfarbs.
Single O: Goldfarb!
[laughs uproariously]
Single O: It looks like someone got even with Henry Ford!


--El Brendel (as ) in Just Imagine

Molly Carr: Hey, Eric, how old is this beer?
Eric Swenson: As old as it's gonna get.


--El Brendel (as Eric Swenson) in Sunny Side Up