Patti Randall: [Inkie is Patti's nickname to Ingrid] Have a nice day, at the office, Inkie.
Ingrid Randall: Patti, you've got that terrible "butter-won't-melt-in-your-mouth" expression. I know what's going on, in your tiny little mind and I absolutely forbid it.


--Dorothy Provine (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Patti Randall: [Patti just noticed Margaret Miller's wristwatch, around DC's neck] D.C.'s wearing a wristwatch.
Ingrid Randall: Well, well what's the matter?
Ingrid Randall: What will that sweet innocent cat be bring home next? The Hope Diamond, I imagine.


--Dorothy Provine (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Patti Randall: We have to cooperate.
Ingrid Randall: Of course we do but the FBI has gotten along all these years without using my room as a base of operation. Right? Now, I want Mr. Whoever-He-Is, and his ham radio or whatever-that-is, out of my room by the time I get home, or I'm going to become very difficult.


--Dorothy Provine (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Ingrid Randall: Can you imagine his wife? Mrs. Zeke Kelso... sounds like something that got caught in a clothes dryer.


--Dorothy Provine (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Ingrid Randall: Say!
Patti Randall: Shush!
Ingrid Randall: What do you mean shush? This is my room!
Zeke Kelso: Patti! I'm gonna have to ask you to quiet down, and that goes for you too! Why, hello there.
Ingrid Randall: Who are you! How do you get off telling me to be quiet in my own room!
[Zeke Kelso then pulled out his FBI badge, to show to show it to Ingrid Marshall]
Ingrid Randall: What's this thing supposed to be, I don't know anything about that stuff.


--Dorothy Provine (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Ingrid Randall: You know, that fellow has the most attractive way of putting his foot in his mouth.


--Dorothy Provine (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Ingrid Randall: You'll do nothing. You'll get Tom Swift, or whoever that is, and his electric scoreboard, or whatever that thing is, out of my room or I'm going to call the police.


--Dorothy Provine (as ) in That Darn Cat!