Zack Thomas:
What do you suggest?
Joe Jarrett: Well, I don't like to louse up a new sporting jacket, but I think... well, maybe you and I, we could settle this between us, you know. Winner take all.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Joe Jarrett: Well, I don't like to louse up a new sporting jacket, but I think... well, maybe you and I, we could settle this between us, you know. Winner take all.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Billy Orcutt:
I demand an explanation. What is the meaning of this nocturnal assignation?
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Is he rehearsing for a play?
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Is he rehearsing for a play?
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Freya Carlson:
[After falling into a deep pond] It's too deep.
Matt Helm: Too deep, huh?
[She nods]
Matt Helm: I wanna ask you a question. Whose side are you on?
Freya Carlson: Well, I'm an agent. And I also happen to be a good one. And I'm also a woman!
[She storms away]
Matt Helm: It *was* the wig.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Matt Helm: Too deep, huh?
[She nods]
Matt Helm: I wanna ask you a question. Whose side are you on?
Freya Carlson: Well, I'm an agent. And I also happen to be a good one. And I'm also a woman!
[She storms away]
Matt Helm: It *was* the wig.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Freya Carlson:
It just so happens that I know where Yu-Rang hangs her kimono.
Matt Helm: I'll bet you do.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Matt Helm: I'll bet you do.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Suzie Solaris:
[as they're being picked up by helicopter, Suzie pulls down Matt's pants to reveal his shorts] Polka dot shorts?
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: It's the only way to fly.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: It's the only way to fly.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Suzie Solaris:
He's yawing!
Matt Helm: I don't feel so good myself.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Matt Helm: I don't feel so good myself.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Francesca Madeiros:
How about a good luck kiss?
Matt Helm: Well, I am superstitious myself.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Matt Helm: Well, I am superstitious myself.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Mace Bishop:
Why do you ride with men like these?
Dee Bishop: Oh, I don't know. I just got used to it, I guess, through the years. You begin one way, you keep going that way, and pretty soon there's no other way.
--Dean Martin (as Dee Bishop) in Bandolero!
Dee Bishop: Oh, I don't know. I just got used to it, I guess, through the years. You begin one way, you keep going that way, and pretty soon there's no other way.
--Dean Martin (as Dee Bishop) in Bandolero!
Malcolm Smith:
Boy, I'm lucky. Do you know when I first found out I was lucky?
Steve Wiley: When?
Malcolm Smith: When I entered the "Send in a Poochy Puff Dog Food jingle for the Poochy Puff Dog Food" jingle contest. You wanna hear how it goes?
Steve Wiley: No, but I will.
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
Steve Wiley: When?
Malcolm Smith: When I entered the "Send in a Poochy Puff Dog Food jingle for the Poochy Puff Dog Food" jingle contest. You wanna hear how it goes?
Steve Wiley: No, but I will.
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
