Carole:
I wonder if your reputation is altogether true.
Jim Douglas: What's my reputation?
Carole: Well, I've heard that Jim Douglas is only interested in fast cars and easy money.
Jim Douglas: Not true.
Carole: Oh.
Jim Douglas: Mm-hmm. You know something else?
Carole: What?
Jim Douglas: When the light hits you just right, you're as beautiful as General Grant on a $50 bill.
--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug
Jim Douglas: What's my reputation?
Carole: Well, I've heard that Jim Douglas is only interested in fast cars and easy money.
Jim Douglas: Not true.
Carole: Oh.
Jim Douglas: Mm-hmm. You know something else?
Carole: What?
Jim Douglas: When the light hits you just right, you're as beautiful as General Grant on a $50 bill.
--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug
[Jim brings the malfunctioning Herbie back to Thorndyke. It accidentally bangs against Thorndyke's Rolls Royce and stops. Jim gets out]
Mr. Thorndyke: Have you gone mad?
Jim Douglas: Okay, what's the joke?
Mr. Thorndyke: What do you mean?
Jim Douglas: I don't know how you rigged it, but I'm sure that car is a real cut-up when a convention comes to town.
Mr. Thorndyke: What in the name of...
Jim Douglas: If I'd wanted a trick car, I would have bought one at a joke shop.
Mr. Thorndyke: [as Carole joins him] Allow me to say that I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. You come billowing up in that beastly little car, and assault my personal Rolls Royce.
Jim Douglas: ...I brought it back! I want my money, I want the papers I signed, and then I'll get outta here, and you two clowns can, can have your little laugh.
Carole: Mr. Douglas, if there is anything wrong with the car, would you be good enough to tell me what it is?
Jim Douglas: Well, there's nothing essentially wrong with the car. It's just that it wants to go one way and I'd like to go the other.
Mr. Thorndyke: Well, whatever it is, none of it is covered in our guilt-headed guarantee.
Jim Douglas: Oh, I'm sure of that.
--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug
Mr. Thorndyke: Have you gone mad?
Jim Douglas: Okay, what's the joke?
Mr. Thorndyke: What do you mean?
Jim Douglas: I don't know how you rigged it, but I'm sure that car is a real cut-up when a convention comes to town.
Mr. Thorndyke: What in the name of...
Jim Douglas: If I'd wanted a trick car, I would have bought one at a joke shop.
Mr. Thorndyke: [as Carole joins him] Allow me to say that I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. You come billowing up in that beastly little car, and assault my personal Rolls Royce.
Jim Douglas: ...I brought it back! I want my money, I want the papers I signed, and then I'll get outta here, and you two clowns can, can have your little laugh.
Carole: Mr. Douglas, if there is anything wrong with the car, would you be good enough to tell me what it is?
Jim Douglas: Well, there's nothing essentially wrong with the car. It's just that it wants to go one way and I'd like to go the other.
Mr. Thorndyke: Well, whatever it is, none of it is covered in our guilt-headed guarantee.
Jim Douglas: Oh, I'm sure of that.
--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug
[Patti had just got the spare miniature microphoned cat collar, like the one she put around DC's neck, & handed it to Ingrid, then put her into a closet, of another room in their house, for FBI Agent, Zeke Kelso, to find her and prove how reliable the microphoned cat collar is]
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid is speaking, but through other microphoned cat collar, like the one just put around DC's neck] Mister Kelso... if you dont mind, let's get going.
Zeke Kelso: Be patient, it isnt nine o'clock yet.
Ingrid Randall: [just as Zeke Kelso sneezed] Let's get going.
Zeke Kelso: [It almost appears as if Zeke Kelso thought DC could speak English!] Now, wait a minute. Let's just try and pull ourselves together, here a minute.
Ingrid Randall: [louder and in anger] Patti, you little wretch, let me out of here, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Oh.
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid pounds on the closet door] Hey!
[then, she pounds on the closet door again]
Ingrid Randall: Let me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: I'll get you out, Patti's gone to the movies,
Ingrid Randall: Gone to the movies?
Zeke Kelso: There's something seems to be stuck here.
Ingrid Randall: Well, open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Yeah, well don't worry. I'll go get a screwdriver.
Ingrid Randall: I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: [as DC starts to leave the house] I'm sorry, but I've got to follow it.
Ingrid Randall: Don't you dare follow that cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!
Zeke Kelso: I'll be back. Probably, just an hour or two. Lie down, on the floor, there's usually more air, down there.
Ingrid Randall: I'm gonna scream!
Zeke Kelso: Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.
[Ingrid Marshall then screamed extremely loud!]
Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): I distinctly heard a woman scream.
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): Right.
[Wilbur MacDougall then quickly grabbed Kipp Macdougall's arm, to keep her in the house]
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): If you don't keep away from that door, you're going to hear another!
Zeke Kelso: [DC left the house, while Zeke Kelso was working, on dis-connecting the closet door hinges] Okay, push.
[the closet door opens and knocked Zeke Kel
--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid is speaking, but through other microphoned cat collar, like the one just put around DC's neck] Mister Kelso... if you dont mind, let's get going.
Zeke Kelso: Be patient, it isnt nine o'clock yet.
Ingrid Randall: [just as Zeke Kelso sneezed] Let's get going.
Zeke Kelso: [It almost appears as if Zeke Kelso thought DC could speak English!] Now, wait a minute. Let's just try and pull ourselves together, here a minute.
Ingrid Randall: [louder and in anger] Patti, you little wretch, let me out of here, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Oh.
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid pounds on the closet door] Hey!
[then, she pounds on the closet door again]
Ingrid Randall: Let me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: I'll get you out, Patti's gone to the movies,
Ingrid Randall: Gone to the movies?
Zeke Kelso: There's something seems to be stuck here.
Ingrid Randall: Well, open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Yeah, well don't worry. I'll go get a screwdriver.
Ingrid Randall: I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: [as DC starts to leave the house] I'm sorry, but I've got to follow it.
Ingrid Randall: Don't you dare follow that cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!
Zeke Kelso: I'll be back. Probably, just an hour or two. Lie down, on the floor, there's usually more air, down there.
Ingrid Randall: I'm gonna scream!
Zeke Kelso: Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.
[Ingrid Marshall then screamed extremely loud!]
Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): I distinctly heard a woman scream.
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): Right.
[Wilbur MacDougall then quickly grabbed Kipp Macdougall's arm, to keep her in the house]
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): If you don't keep away from that door, you're going to hear another!
Zeke Kelso: [DC left the house, while Zeke Kelso was working, on dis-connecting the closet door hinges] Okay, push.
[the closet door opens and knocked Zeke Kel
--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!
[Patti had just put Ingrid into a closet for Zeke Kelso find her and show her how the collar, with miniature microphone around DC's neck works. Ingrid has the other collar]
Ingrid Randall: [using the other collar, with miniature microphone] Mr. Kelso... if you don't mind, lets get going.
Zeke Kelso: Be patient, isn't nine o'clock, yet.
Ingrid Randall: [as Zeke Kelso sneezed] Lets get going.
Zeke Kelso: [it appears as if Zeke thought DC could talk English almost!] Now wait a minute. Let's just try and pull ourselves here a minute.
Ingrid Randall: [louder, in anger] Patti, you little wretch, let me out of here, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Oh.
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid pounded on closet door] Hey!
[she pounded closet door, again]
Ingrid Randall: Let me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: I'll get you out, Patti's gone to the movies.
Ingrid Randall: Gone to the movies!
Zeke Kelso: There's something seems to be stuck here.
Ingrid Randall: Well open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Yeah, well, don't worry. I'll go get a screwdriver.
Ingrid Randall: I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: [DC starts to leave the room] I'm sorry, but I've got to follow it.
Ingrid Randall: Don't you dare follow the cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!
Zeke Kelso: I'll be back, probably just an hour or two. Lie down, on the floor, there's usually more air down there.
Ingrid Randall: I'm gonna scream!
Zeke Kelso: Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.
[Ingrid screamed]
Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): I distintly heard a woman scream.
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): Right.
[Wilbur stopped Kipp's arm]
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): If you don't keep away from that door, you're going to hear another.
Zeke Kelso: [DC had just went out the door, while Zeke was working on dis-connecting closet door hinges, that Ingrid was in] Okay, push.
[door opened and pushed Zeke onto bed, behind him]
Zeke Kelso: I'd have that latch fixed, especially if you go in there a lot. Excuse me, but I've got to run. I just hope I haven't lost the cat.
Ingrid Randall
--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!
Ingrid Randall: [using the other collar, with miniature microphone] Mr. Kelso... if you don't mind, lets get going.
Zeke Kelso: Be patient, isn't nine o'clock, yet.
Ingrid Randall: [as Zeke Kelso sneezed] Lets get going.
Zeke Kelso: [it appears as if Zeke thought DC could talk English almost!] Now wait a minute. Let's just try and pull ourselves here a minute.
Ingrid Randall: [louder, in anger] Patti, you little wretch, let me out of here, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Oh.
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid pounded on closet door] Hey!
[she pounded closet door, again]
Ingrid Randall: Let me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: I'll get you out, Patti's gone to the movies.
Ingrid Randall: Gone to the movies!
Zeke Kelso: There's something seems to be stuck here.
Ingrid Randall: Well open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Yeah, well, don't worry. I'll go get a screwdriver.
Ingrid Randall: I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: [DC starts to leave the room] I'm sorry, but I've got to follow it.
Ingrid Randall: Don't you dare follow the cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!
Zeke Kelso: I'll be back, probably just an hour or two. Lie down, on the floor, there's usually more air down there.
Ingrid Randall: I'm gonna scream!
Zeke Kelso: Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.
[Ingrid screamed]
Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): I distintly heard a woman scream.
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): Right.
[Wilbur stopped Kipp's arm]
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): If you don't keep away from that door, you're going to hear another.
Zeke Kelso: [DC had just went out the door, while Zeke was working on dis-connecting closet door hinges, that Ingrid was in] Okay, push.
[door opened and pushed Zeke onto bed, behind him]
Zeke Kelso: I'd have that latch fixed, especially if you go in there a lot. Excuse me, but I've got to run. I just hope I haven't lost the cat.
Ingrid Randall
--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!
[Thorndyke kicks not-yet-named "Herbie" the little white car in his shop]
Jim Douglas: What's that for?
Mr. Thorndyke: I beg your pardon!
Jim Douglas: Well, why don't you let the little car alone?
Mr. Thorndyke: Are you presuming to tell me what to do in my own establishment?
Jim Douglas: Ok, I'm out of line. It just bugs me to see somebody abusing a decent piece of machinery.
--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug
Jim Douglas: What's that for?
Mr. Thorndyke: I beg your pardon!
Jim Douglas: Well, why don't you let the little car alone?
Mr. Thorndyke: Are you presuming to tell me what to do in my own establishment?
Jim Douglas: Ok, I'm out of line. It just bugs me to see somebody abusing a decent piece of machinery.
--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug
[upon seeing DC again]
Iggy: [happily] Hey, fella, where did you come from, huh? I got a little business to do, then I'll give you some milk.
Dan: [by DC's collar, after DC went in the apartment building, Zeke Kelso located Margaret Miller's kidnappers, hearing Dan's remark] Get rid of that cat, go in and finish her off.
Iggy: Think it's better to do the job here, or in the truck?
Dan: Here. So we don't have to fight her down the stairs.
Zeke Kelso: This is it Control, 1-3-2 Eighth Street.
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Kelso, you hold off 'til we get there.
Zeke Kelso: [upon hearing Margaret Miller's voice] I can't wait sir. I've got a situation, that's breaking wide open.
--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!
Iggy: [happily] Hey, fella, where did you come from, huh? I got a little business to do, then I'll give you some milk.
Dan: [by DC's collar, after DC went in the apartment building, Zeke Kelso located Margaret Miller's kidnappers, hearing Dan's remark] Get rid of that cat, go in and finish her off.
Iggy: Think it's better to do the job here, or in the truck?
Dan: Here. So we don't have to fight her down the stairs.
Zeke Kelso: This is it Control, 1-3-2 Eighth Street.
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Kelso, you hold off 'til we get there.
Zeke Kelso: [upon hearing Margaret Miller's voice] I can't wait sir. I've got a situation, that's breaking wide open.
--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!