Jim Douglas: What do you know? Engine stalled.
Carole: [tries to get out] How about that? Door's stuck. That's how it is with cars sometimes. I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens next.
Jim Douglas: Well, as someone very wisely once said, "That's how it is with cars sometimes."
Carole: I just said that.
Jim Douglas: Oh.


--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug

Jim Douglas: Without a real car, I'm only half a man.


--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug

Jim Douglas: You don't understand what happens, do you? They make ten thousand cars, they make them exactly the same way, and one or two of 'em turn out to be something special. Nobody knows why.


--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug

Mark Garrison: Look out, rion.
[Kenji jumps back into the tree]


--Dean Jones (as ) in The Ugly Dachshund

Steve Walker: It's that rotten pirate, he did it!


--Dean Jones (as Steve Walker) in Blackbeard's Ghost

Zeke Kelso: [looking under Ingrid Mershall's bed] That
[sneeze]
Zeke Kelso: cat!


--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Zeke Kelso: Miss Randall, I'm afraid you underestimate me. We shall proceed with the pawprinting.


--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Zeke Kelso: So, this is the
[sneeze]
Zeke Kelso: "informant", as we say down at the office.


--Dean Jones (as ) in That Darn Cat!

Tennessee Steinmetz: Herbie's all right.
Jim Douglas: Who's Herbie?
Tennessee Steinmetz: This little car. Named after my Uncle Herb. He used to box middleweight. Preliminary, mostly. Gradually, his nose got shaped more and more like to remind me of this little car. Do you mind?
Jim Douglas: [laughing with him] Whatever you say, Tennessee.


--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug

Tennessee Steinmetz: I'm not saying a mechanical thing, can't be a friend. Like when, I was broke one summer, and there was this giant claw-machine in the Sutro amusement park, and it would grab cameras and watches and drop 'em down a hole to me, and I would hock 'em and buy lunch. You followin' me?
Jim Douglas: Yeah, yeah... I think you were up on that mountaintop too long.
Tennessee Steinmetz: Contrariwise, the traffic light down the street hates my guts. I don't know why, but in the last six months, I haven't caught anything but a stop signal. And it makes me wait SIX SECONDS LONGER than anybody else; I timed it! 'Course, those things like that happen to lots of other people, too, but the other people, they don't tell no other people, because the other people, they'd say, "Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey."
Jim Douglas: Tennessee, that traffic light is a lot of nuts and bolts. This little car, a lot of nuts and bolts. Everything explains itself one way or the other.


--Dean Jones (as Jim Douglas) in The Love Bug