Phil Davis:
[describing his kind to Judy] I'm the 'I-don't-mind-pushing-my-best-friend-into-but-am-scared-stiff-if-I-get-anywhere-near-it' kind.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
[Looking at Judy; to Bob] Hey, how about those big brown eyes?
Bob Wallace: [Looking at Betty] No, they're blue.
Phil Davis: [Still looking at Judy] Brown.
Bob Wallace: [Still looking at Betty] Uh-uh, blue.
Phil Davis: [Follows Bob's gaze and sees Betty] Oh, yeah. *Deep* blue.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace: [Looking at Betty] No, they're blue.
Phil Davis: [Still looking at Judy] Brown.
Bob Wallace: [Still looking at Betty] Uh-uh, blue.
Phil Davis: [Follows Bob's gaze and sees Betty] Oh, yeah. *Deep* blue.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
[singing 'Choreography'] Through the air they keep flying, like a duck that is dying.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
[singing] Instead of dance, it's choreography.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
Give me one reason, one good reason, why we should spend our last two hours in Florida looking at the sisters of Freckle-Face Haynes, the dog-faced boy.
Bob Wallace: Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the army.
Phil Davis: Well, it's not good, but it's a reason.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace: Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the army.
Phil Davis: Well, it's not good, but it's a reason.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
How much is "wow"?
Bob Wallace: It's right in between, uh, "ouch" and "boing".
Phil Davis: Wow!
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace: It's right in between, uh, "ouch" and "boing".
Phil Davis: Wow!
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
In some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
It's cozier, isn't it? Boy, girl, boy, girl.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Phil Davis:
Oh,I hope I can take back the electric blanket back.
Bob Wallace: Where's that?
Phil Davis: Under the underwear.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace: Where's that?
Phil Davis: Under the underwear.
--Danny Kaye (as Phil Davis) in White Christmas
