Tuco:
Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
Blondie: [spits] God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
[the commander of the cavalry patrol they've met reveals his blue uniform]
--Clint Eastwood (as Blondie) in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Blondie: [spits] God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
[the commander of the cavalry patrol they've met reveals his blue uniform]
--Clint Eastwood (as Blondie) in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Tuco:
I'll kill you.
Blondie: If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are.
--Clint Eastwood (as Blondie) in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Blondie: If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are.
--Clint Eastwood (as Blondie) in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Molly Wade:
What's your name?
Lt. Jack Rice, Roughrider: Jack Rice.
Molly Wade: You're handsome. And brave too I'll bet. You like girls?
Lt. Jack Rice, Roughrider: Yes, ma'am.
Molly Wade: Well, I'm a girl.
Lt. Jack Rice, Roughrider: [Grinning] You sure are.
--Clint Eastwood (as ) in The First Traveling Saleslady
Lt. Jack Rice, Roughrider: Jack Rice.
Molly Wade: You're handsome. And brave too I'll bet. You like girls?
Lt. Jack Rice, Roughrider: Yes, ma'am.
Molly Wade: Well, I'm a girl.
Lt. Jack Rice, Roughrider: [Grinning] You sure are.
--Clint Eastwood (as ) in The First Traveling Saleslady
Marisol:
Why are you doing this for us?
Joe: Because I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now, get moving.
--Clint Eastwood (as Joe) in A Fistful of Dollars
Joe: Because I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now, get moving.
--Clint Eastwood (as Joe) in A Fistful of Dollars
Esteban Rojo:
My name is Esteban Rojo, my bother aked me to... what are you doing?
Joe: Moving.
Esteban Rojo: Don't you know all our men sleep here with us?
Joe: Well that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing.
--Clint Eastwood (as Joe) in A Fistful of Dollars
Joe: Moving.
Esteban Rojo: Don't you know all our men sleep here with us?
Joe: Well that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing.
--Clint Eastwood (as Joe) in A Fistful of Dollars
Mrs. Ellen Ringerman:
[angry] Hey, wait a minute. You think you can come in here and write down a name and put on that fancy hat and just go? You know what you are?
Coogan: Fancy.
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
Coogan: Fancy.
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
Julie:
Let me consult my files. I only handle young single girls.
Coogan: Yeah... me too!
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
Coogan: Yeah... me too!
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
Taxi driver:
That's $2.95, including the luggage.
Coogan: Tell me, how may stores are there named Bloomingdales in this town?
Taxi driver: One, why?
Coogan: We passed it twice.
Taxi driver: It's still $2.95, including the luggage.
Coogan: Yeah, well there's $3.00, including the tip.
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
Coogan: Tell me, how may stores are there named Bloomingdales in this town?
Taxi driver: One, why?
Coogan: We passed it twice.
Taxi driver: It's still $2.95, including the luggage.
Coogan: Yeah, well there's $3.00, including the tip.
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
[about her probation cases]
Julie: I only handle young, single women.
Coogan: [moving closer] Yeah. Me too.
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
Julie: I only handle young, single women.
Coogan: [moving closer] Yeah. Me too.
--Clint Eastwood (as Coogan) in Coogan's Bluff
[after rescuing Cooper from being lynched]
Marshal Dave Bliss: Some people call this hell, but you're still in Oklahoma Territory... Save your breath. I don't know who hung you or why, but if you're innocent, the judge will set you free. And if you're not, we'll have to take the trouble to hanging you again.
--Clint Eastwood (as Marshal Jed Cooper) in Hang 'Em High
Marshal Dave Bliss: Some people call this hell, but you're still in Oklahoma Territory... Save your breath. I don't know who hung you or why, but if you're innocent, the judge will set you free. And if you're not, we'll have to take the trouble to hanging you again.
--Clint Eastwood (as Marshal Jed Cooper) in Hang 'Em High
