Gene Autry:
Jim, I want you to take Larry and keep him under cover until you hear from me.
Larry Evans: Oh, I couldn't ask Mr. Hedges to take a risk like that.
Jim Hedge: You didn't!
[points to Gene]
Jim Hedge: He did.
--Clem Bevans (as ) in Loaded Pistols
Larry Evans: Oh, I couldn't ask Mr. Hedges to take a risk like that.
Jim Hedge: You didn't!
[points to Gene]
Jim Hedge: He did.
--Clem Bevans (as ) in Loaded Pistols
Gene Autry:
Jim, somebody wants this ranch... wants it bad enough to commit murder. Now what could be here that would pay a man enough to risk his neck for it.
Jim Hedge: Nothin'.
Gene Autry: Hold on now, Jim...
Jim Hedge: I don't haveta. I been over this country hundreds of times.
Mary Evans: No gold?
Jim Hedge: Ohhh, maybe enough to fill your tooth.
Larry Evans: No silver?
Jim Hedge: Welll, might find enough to plate a watch.
Gene Autry: You sure there's nothing here?
Jim Hedge: Are you crazy in the head? I've been prospecting these parts ever since the Apaches were takin' potshots at everything that was movin'...
[chuckles]
Jim Hedge: That is, everything but coyotes. It's bad luck to shoot your own relatives.
--Clem Bevans (as ) in Loaded Pistols
Jim Hedge: Nothin'.
Gene Autry: Hold on now, Jim...
Jim Hedge: I don't haveta. I been over this country hundreds of times.
Mary Evans: No gold?
Jim Hedge: Ohhh, maybe enough to fill your tooth.
Larry Evans: No silver?
Jim Hedge: Welll, might find enough to plate a watch.
Gene Autry: You sure there's nothing here?
Jim Hedge: Are you crazy in the head? I've been prospecting these parts ever since the Apaches were takin' potshots at everything that was movin'...
[chuckles]
Jim Hedge: That is, everything but coyotes. It's bad luck to shoot your own relatives.
--Clem Bevans (as ) in Loaded Pistols
Wilson:
Is he alone?
Mr. Cracker, the Bartender: Well, there's two schools of thought, sir.
--Clem Bevans (as Mr. Herman Shimelplatzer) in Harvey
Mr. Cracker, the Bartender: Well, there's two schools of thought, sir.
--Clem Bevans (as Mr. Herman Shimelplatzer) in Harvey
Mr. Cracker, the Bartender:
[to Wilson] One more peep outta you, weisenheimer, and I'll butter your necktie.
--Clem Bevans (as Mr. Herman Shimelplatzer) in Harvey
--Clem Bevans (as Mr. Herman Shimelplatzer) in Harvey
Wade Hatton:
Well, what's the news in Dodge?
Charley: Well, just about the same as always. Gamblin', drinkin', and killin'. Mostly killin'.
--Clem Bevans (as Charley the Barber) in Dodge City
Charley: Well, just about the same as always. Gamblin', drinkin', and killin'. Mostly killin'.
--Clem Bevans (as Charley the Barber) in Dodge City
[Elwood bumps into an old friend he hasn't seen for some time]
Elwood P. Dowd: You've been away.
Mr. Miggles: For 90 days. Been doin' a job for the state. Makin' license plates.
Elwood P. Dowd: Oh, is that so? Interesting work?
Mr. Miggles: I can take it or leave it alone.
Elwood P. Dowd: Oh, I see.
Mr. Miggles: I did a job for 'em last year too. Helpin' 'em build a road.
--Clem Bevans (as Mr. Herman Shimelplatzer) in Harvey
Elwood P. Dowd: You've been away.
Mr. Miggles: For 90 days. Been doin' a job for the state. Makin' license plates.
Elwood P. Dowd: Oh, is that so? Interesting work?
Mr. Miggles: I can take it or leave it alone.
Elwood P. Dowd: Oh, I see.
Mr. Miggles: I did a job for 'em last year too. Helpin' 'em build a road.
--Clem Bevans (as Mr. Herman Shimelplatzer) in Harvey
Drummer:
[remarking on the area's isolation] What I'd like to know is, how do you fellows get into this valley?
Zeke: We was born here!
--Clem Bevans (as Zeke) in Sergeant York
Zeke: We was born here!
--Clem Bevans (as Zeke) in Sergeant York