James Gannon: [while reading the Eureka Bulletin] Joel Barlow Stone. I'm sorry, but you stink!


--Clark Gable (as James Gannon / James Gallangher) in Teacher's Pet

Jeffrey 'Jeff': Come on, Shemp, my boy. We've only got one night to do a weeks drinking.


--Clark Gable (as Jeffrey 'Jeff' / 'Jeffy' Williams) in Forsaking All Others

Michael 'Mike' Anthony: [Putting Sally in a closet] If anybody comes, make a noise like a broom.


--Clark Gable (as ) in Love on the Run

Michael Hamilton: How are people supposed to sleep on this island?


--Clark Gable (as ) in It Started in Naples

Mike Brannan: Give me six feet and I get through anywhere.


--Clark Gable (as Mike Brannan) in To Please a Lady

Mike Brannan: You figure on doing another column on me?
Regina Forbes: You're only worth a couple of lines now.
Mike Brannan: Well, don't write 'em! I've been risking my neck with this outfit.
Regina Forbes: I hope they pay you well.
Mike Brannan: A hundred bucks a show, and I've been saving every dime. I'm gonna drive with the big cars now, and what you wrote about me doesn't go with them. So I'm warning you. Lay off me in the future.
Regina Forbes: [Amused] You're warning me?
Mike Brannan: You better listen to what I'm saying, or I'll knock that smile off your face!
Regina Forbes: [She laughs at him] Knock it off.
[He slaps her]
Regina Forbes: That's just about what I expect from you.
Mike Brannan: The guys you run around with wouldn't do that, would they? Well, it's time somebody roughed you up a little! I can handle you, baby. You're just another dame to me!
[He grabs her suddenly, kisses her, and leaves for his car. She looks after him with a subtle smile indicating she enjoyed it]


--Clark Gable (as Mike Brannan) in To Please a Lady

Rance Brett: Miss, I'm from Montana and I'm headin' New Mexico way.
Jeff Cameron: What was your name in Montana?
Rance Brett: Brett - same as here! And I'm headin' New Mexico way. At least I was
[glances at Mary Ellen]
Rance Brett: while I had a horse.


--Clark Gable (as ) in The Painted Desert

Rodney Spencer: [to Susan] Every other man took you at your own price... nothing!


--Clark Gable (as Rodney Spencer) in Susan Lenox

Rodney Spencer: [to Susan] Penthouses and politicians don't last forever, do they?


--Clark Gable (as Rodney Spencer) in Susan Lenox

Rodney Spencer: [to Susan] You know, you're the only woman I wanted to build a fence around and have all to myself. Eh, YOU built the fence - an army of men!


--Clark Gable (as Rodney Spencer) in Susan Lenox