Buzz Johnson:
[to Diana] Allow me to introduce Stanley Livington, one of the world's greatest wild game hunters.
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] I'm going into the cage and you behave yourself. I can't understand why he gets so scared.
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] I'm going to make a hero out of you whether you like it or not.
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] Stanley's a coward, Stanley's a coward. Afraid of a little teeny weeny alligator like that.
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
--Bud Abbott (as Buzz Johnson) in Africa Screams
Casey Edwards:
It's Milford. Strickland's secretary.
Freddie Phillips: What's he hangin' around here for?
Casey Edwards: He's hang - - He's dead, you dope.
--Bud Abbott (as Casey Edwards) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
Freddie Phillips: What's he hangin' around here for?
Casey Edwards: He's hang - - He's dead, you dope.
--Bud Abbott (as Casey Edwards) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
Chick Young:
Well after what I saw, there'd better not be any 'maybe'.
--Bud Abbott (as Chick Young) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
--Bud Abbott (as Chick Young) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Chick Young:
What I'd like to know is, what does he got they I haven't got?
Dr. Sandra Mornay: A brain.
Wilbur: [flattered] Oh, a brain.
Chick Young: I'd like to know where it is.
--Bud Abbott (as Chick Young) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Dr. Sandra Mornay: A brain.
Wilbur: [flattered] Oh, a brain.
Chick Young: I'd like to know where it is.
--Bud Abbott (as Chick Young) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Cuthbert Greenway:
Emily! When you came in here just now, did you or did you not kick me?
Emily: Certainly not.
Cuthbert Greenway: [getting worried] Oh!
--Bud Abbott (as Cuthbert Greenway / Dr. Ralph Greenway) in The Time of Their Lives
Emily: Certainly not.
Cuthbert Greenway: [getting worried] Oh!
--Bud Abbott (as Cuthbert Greenway / Dr. Ralph Greenway) in The Time of Their Lives
Peter Johnson:
You love her?
[laughs derisively]
Peter Johnson: Oh, come on, you wouldn't get to first base with a beautiful girl like that.
Harvey Garvey: Yes, I would.
Peter Johnson: Did you ever take a good look in the mirror?
Harvey Garvey: No.
Peter Johnson: Why not?
Harvey Garvey: Why should I hurt my own feelings?
Peter Johnson: Never mind!
--Bud Abbott (as Peter Johnson) in Lost in a Harem
[laughs derisively]
Peter Johnson: Oh, come on, you wouldn't get to first base with a beautiful girl like that.
Harvey Garvey: Yes, I would.
Peter Johnson: Did you ever take a good look in the mirror?
Harvey Garvey: No.
Peter Johnson: Why not?
Harvey Garvey: Why should I hurt my own feelings?
Peter Johnson: Never mind!
--Bud Abbott (as Peter Johnson) in Lost in a Harem
Slicker Smith:
Throw your chest out! Go on! Throw your chest out!
Herbie Brown: I'm not through with it yet!
Slicker Smith: Quiet!
--Bud Abbott (as Slicker Smith) in Buck Privates
Herbie Brown: I'm not through with it yet!
Slicker Smith: Quiet!
--Bud Abbott (as Slicker Smith) in Buck Privates
