Larry Lawrence:
Me, I'm mentally retarded. I'm still 11 years old when it comes to the 4th of July, circuses and haunted castles.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence:
The girls call me Pilgrim, because every time I dance with one I make a little progress.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence:
This is no penny ante game, Alex.
Alex: Well, what are you gonna get out of it?
Larry Lawrence: Heart failure.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Alex: Well, what are you gonna get out of it?
Larry Lawrence: Heart failure.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Michael Joseph Valentine:
[to Krivoc] Well, you look familiar. I just can't place the graveyard!
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
Michael Joseph Valentine:
[to Sterorius] Yeah, well, there's a body here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it.
Victor O'Brien: All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.
Michael Joseph Valentine: One thing at a time. Produce the body first.
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
Victor O'Brien: All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.
Michael Joseph Valentine: One thing at a time. Produce the body first.
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
Peanuts White:
I ain't got no friends in Washington; I voted Republican.
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
Peanuts White:
It's nights like these that drive men like me to women like you for nights like this.
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
Peanuts White:
That dress does things for you. Doesn't do me any harm either.
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
Peanuts White:
When I look into a girl's eyes, I can tell just what she thinks of me. It's pretty discouraging, too.
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
--Bob Hope (as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine) in My Favorite Spy
