Vinka Kovelenko:
I should think they would send a taller man.
Major Chuck Lockwood: [looks down] Well, maybe I'll grow on you!
Vinka Kovelenko: You have an odd face.
Major Chuck Lockwood: It came with the body. It's a set!
--Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat
Major Chuck Lockwood: [looks down] Well, maybe I'll grow on you!
Vinka Kovelenko: You have an odd face.
Major Chuck Lockwood: It came with the body. It's a set!
--Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat
Lucio:
[Whispering so that others at the table don't here] Don't forget yourself!
Lucio: [Carelessly loud] The wine's free, and I'm thirsty!
Lucio: [Whispering in his ear again] Mind your manners!
Pippo Popolino: Please stop nibbling on my ear. Don't let this beauty mark fool you too!
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Lucio: [Carelessly loud] The wine's free, and I'm thirsty!
Lucio: [Whispering in his ear again] Mind your manners!
Pippo Popolino: Please stop nibbling on my ear. Don't let this beauty mark fool you too!
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Gen. Katrina Grimovitch:
Michael, run!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Run? Do you think I'm yellow?
[after gunshot breaks glass]
Michael Joseph Valentine: Shake hands with a lemon!
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
Michael Joseph Valentine: Run? Do you think I'm yellow?
[after gunshot breaks glass]
Michael Joseph Valentine: Shake hands with a lemon!
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
Raspy Kelly:
He's drivin' his car, see? Another car comes along, runs him into a ditch. Marky gets all smashed up.
Larry Lawrence: When did it happen?
Larry Lawrence: Well, I can't tell you exactly, but it'll probably be tomorrow.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence: When did it happen?
Larry Lawrence: Well, I can't tell you exactly, but it'll probably be tomorrow.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Raspy Kelly:
They don't mind a little publicity. They kinda like it.
Larry Lawrence: I know. I plug them, and they'll plug me.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence: I know. I plug them, and they'll plug me.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Cicily:
Do you believe people come back from the dead?
Wally Campbell: You mean like Republicans?
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Wally Campbell: You mean like Republicans?
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Cicily:
Don't big empty houses scare you?
Wally Campbell: Not me, I used to be in vaudeville.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Wally Campbell: Not me, I used to be in vaudeville.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Cicily:
I'm psychic. I was in a trance once.
Wally Campbell: I know, I know. When are you coming out of it?
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Wally Campbell: I know, I know. When are you coming out of it?
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Calvin Coolidge Ishimura:
Don't shoot. I'm an American like you. I'm Calvin Coolidge Ishimura.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah and I'm Sessue Hayakawa O'Farrell.
--Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah and I'm Sessue Hayakawa O'Farrell.
--Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Geoff Montgomery:
It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
