Floyd Schofield: You're a big man, Mr. Sands. We're always polite to celebrities.


--Blake Edwards (as ) in Panhandle

Lt. Bob Gray: [pensively] When I was a kid, I used to dream about going someplace on a ship. Well, here I am!
Lt. Ted Lawson: And out there is Japan. My mother had a Jap gardener once. He seemed like a nice little guy.
Lt. Bob Gray: You know I don't hate Japs yet. It's a funny thing. I don't like them, but I don't hate them.
Lt. Ted Lawson: I guess, I don't either. You get kind of mixed up.
Lt. Bob Gray: Yeah.
Lt. Ted Lawson: It's hard to figure, yet here we are.


--Blake Edwards (as Lt. Smith's Crewman) in Thirty Seconds over Tokyo